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Plushie Eaters: Part One

"I saw one eat a plushie the other day!" Penelope wailed, the tears finally coming as she remembered the swift motion...

by literalluau
Traces of Faeryllium: Part One

The sand of the Lost Desert had always been a particularly complex subject to study, and now, after the great magic of Jazan and Razul had been performed there, it had grown even more intriguing...

by ee365
The Immortal Toast: Part One

Any second now, I thought. The lightning drew ever closer to the rod. I stood there watching and waiting patiently, until...

by blueys45
 
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"The Mortog of Meridell" by _the_antagonist_
All I could tell was that my body was being lifted into the air, jumbled and tossed within the bag, which felt rather slimy to me. I also suddenly heard this horrible sound ringing in my delicate Mortog ears, some unearthly noise... "Errr-ribbit!" Something croaked...




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A Light in the Darkness: Shadows
"I gotta show you something I just found," he panted. "Come on."

by elements_unite

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The Maraquan Dream Catcher
"What did you dream about, Isca?"

by guineagirl1225

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Let's Talk Trash: How to Properly Dispose of One-Neopoint Items
I've been to the city countless times, and I don't remember a time when the streets were spotless. There was always a Chia Pop wrapper, Neocola can, or rotten left sock laying on the ground somewhere.

by darkerstrife

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Why You Shouldn't Make a Neohome
You're thinking, "is this guy mad? Why the heck should I not make this beautiful home?" I'll show you why not.

by masterofphantom

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Slinky Says...
Cute.

by macabreinside

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Pint Sized
Quoxwood's home, Part 1: About stupid, cute, fuzzy things...

by lachtaube



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