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The Legend of the Lab Ray Scientist: Part One

Unlike his peers, this Scorchio embraced science and technology, and would not be bothered with what he saw as "grunt work." He longed to become the greatest inventor in all of Neopia...

by chaosmage25
Past Reflections: Part One

"There's a female Zafara headed towards the city... W-we didn't expect much of her at first, but she knocked out every trained guard with a single strike..."

by smurfafied1800
We All Had Each Other: Part One

Just like every one of the young pets in his neighborhood, he was an orphan. Times had been tough on the Citadel, and they had learned to fend for themselves...

by tiger_kitty7788
 
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Are They Really Bland?



This fish is blue, with a few darker blue and white stripes along its body, some brown fins, two big bulgy eyes, a long thin line of a mouth, and, as you can probably expect from my horrendously boring description of the creature, is known as the Blandfish. The blandfish is the most boring, drab, dreary, dull, insipid, lackluster, spiritless, unanimated, uninspired, vapid, wearisome underwater creature ever to swim in the waters of Neopia. Or... is it?



Other Stories


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Telling Kep's Story
Most of you, especially you Altador Cup fans out there, have heard of Kep Bonnefie, the Darigan Buzz who for years has refused to speak a single word, yet continues to play Yooyuball for the Citadel team...

by ee365

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Why Should Meepits Have All The Fun?
"NEXT," said a bored, clinical voice, coming from beside the lab ray...

by sectumsempra1514

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NeoSports Broadcast: Altador Cup Round Four
Today's match, Darigan against Haunted Woods! It should be quite a match today, for both teams' offence is great!

by pei_panda_jr

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Blandfish: Bland in Disguise?
But the fish of the Underwater Fishing Cavern are not always as exciting as expected. There is one fish in particular that doesn't bring a smile, or a laugh, or really any expression at all, to anyone's face...

by syprodrgon2

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Moshi Moshi
Cower before me, lupe!

by mewtru

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Inside the Turmaculus
What it REALLY looks like.

by ashee2222



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