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Running Faster than Destiny: Part One

"I don't have a chance against her. She must have a million trophies by now, but all I want is one. Why can't she just sit out one race so that I could win?"

by tj_wagner
Dark Friend: Part One

They almost felt as if they were teleporting to an entirely different land. At the fair, there were balloons, clowns, booths of all kinds, and lots of people having fun and licking ice cream cones...

by petfriendamy
 
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"Easy as 'Pyramid Pot'" by literalluau
She watched the lump of clay go around and around, hypnotized by it. She whispered to the clay, "Please become a Qasalan Tea Pot. Oh, please, become a Qasalan Tea Pot. I will give you a nice red-brown body and a lovely gold lid. Just please work with me and be a Qasalan Tea Pot..."




Other Stories


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The Search for the Fish Doughnutfruit
A chuckle sounded from nearby, and a rotund purple creature came rustling out of the trees. "Woogy," it giggled. "C'mon, c'mon!"

by lara_croft14

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The Cookie Caper
"I already told you! I'm a detective now, and I have to wear my trench coat ALL THE TIME. It shows my authority." I pulled my magnifying glass out of my coat pocket and held it up to my eye...

by broadwaybaby986

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Altador Revealed
Why one would want a house shaped like a potion is beyond me, although it may have to do with living in Altador, which, as I may have mentioned before, is not normal.

by susankidwell

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Igloo Restocking Guide
The Igloo restock is a bit different from the main shops. How? It is simple; you do not have to haggle!!

by zodiaxia

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Lucky Prince Charming
No one can get this lucky without something bad happening shortly after!

by baby_kougra007

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COMIKAZE
You can always lie.

Art by flutterflies

by bird_brain312




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