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Coltzan IV and the Not-So-Brilliant Bet: Part One

So-called Coltzan IV and his obnoxious cockiness face the ultimate test of endurance, strength, and modesty.

by meggierules2129
The Truth About Meepits: Part One

"There are n-no Meepits. T-there are no Meepits. There are no Meepits...."

by puppy_girl252
 
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"Kayla and the Mortog King" by schefflera
"It's called Mortog Serum." Kayla didn't bother to hide her smile. Gruff he might be, but the king hardly had to come up to her lab when her friends did. "Would you like to be the first to try it?" It was a measure of how well most of her brews worked that King Skarl took the flask with every sign of...




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