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Taking Over Neopia

The Darkest Faerie, Dr. Sloth, Xandra, all have made at least one attempt to conquer Neopia which failed miserably. Having reviewed what documentation I could find about their attempts at Neopian conquest, I put together the following article, which should help would-be rulers of Neopia to avoid some of the more common mistakes made by those whose failed attempts at Neopian domination...

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The Sorceress's Choice
Xandra landed face first into a flower bed.

"Ow..." she mumbled...

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The Accidental Garden
Truth be told, she had neither enemies nor friends. And she knew the reason why. Mara was nicknamed "The Living Accident" because Mara was very accident-prone.

by jamespongebob

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4th Annual Neopies: Do They Matter To You?
Who and what will be nominated? What were the best—and the worst—events of the year?

Art by tashni

by tashni

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Sloth Appreciation Day (SAD)
Dr. Frank Sloth has been one of the greatest super villains of all time. So this is a day we must come together to celebrate...

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by skyerandom301

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Painted Madness: Feeding Poe
Transmogrification Potions sometimes bring unexpected side-effects to normal day-to-day activities...

by kahalb

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Saly's Club: Sleep Issues
Every neopet has the perfect bed, right?

by djudju22_8

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