New Series

Stealing Stones: Part One

"I must confess, I did not know you were a diamond fan."

"I must confess, neither did I," Jennings remarked.

by herdygerdy

Brainstorm: Part One

It was only the lump of utter dread in my throat and some innate sense of morality that had prevented me from shrieking in fright and hiding behind my living room sofa...

by vanessa1357924680

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

Anti-Valentine's Day

Love is in the air; weewoos sing joyous songs, and the Chocolate Factory is full of neopets buying sweets for their sweet. It's all so happy and romantic. Blech! Sure, it's all fine and dandy for all of those saps, but what if you're tired of going the traditional route for Valentine's Day? Perhaps you just hate the holiday? You may even be like me, and are allergic to pink (it's a serious condition)....

Other Stories

---------

the healing springs
you are a faerie of the sea; it is not long before you slip from the market-place rivers and return to the oceans of maraqua...

by pandora

---------

The New Student: Looks Can Be Deceiving
"Class, as you may have heard, there will be a new student joining us today. I hope you would all treat him respectfully..."

by jamespongebob

---------

Tender Toddler's Treasures: A Guide to Valentine's Gifts for your Baby Neopet
So, of course, you'll want to get your wuvwy liddle baby something extra special for Valentine's Day, to show them just how much you love luff wuv them. But what?

by mrs_cherish

---------

Top 10 Candy Gift Ideas for Valentines Day
Gifts like cards and flowers are nice and there is nothing wrong with them, but we all know that everybody loves getting candy.

Also written by ipod_diva_92

by mikh26

---------

Owner Optional #1: Valentine's Day
Terr needs greeting cards, stamps, and for Stars to hold still.

by shusu_chan

---------

OTL: @Golden Dubloon
They're both equally lame... *faceplant*

by kamagirin

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.