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The Grey Omelette

"What is THAT??" Sabre-X’s jaw dropped in disbelief at the sight in front of him.

by maddie_bangz
Gelert Rivals

Tandrak was not happy. For almost two decades he had held a very specific role, not only on Team Darigan, but among all the Yooyuball athletes who participated in the Altador Cup every year.

by sima232005
Lords, Kings, and Other Mysteries

As Neopia's leaders assemble, an unlikely friendship forms.

by slothgirl
Fui's Hospital Shift

Fui was walking along the streets of Neopia Central, looking at the near-empty shops and dull appearance that seemed to cloud the atmosphere.

by endisnigh
The Switchboard Operator

After working the switchboard for nearly 22 years, Liza could do this job in her sleep. The Toy Lupe had replaced the original switchboard operator, Carl, and has been the only operator ever since.

by mama357
 
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"The Switchboard Operator" by mama357
“Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” “Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” After working the switchboard for nearly 22 years, Liza could do this job in her sleep. The Toy Lupe had replaced the original switchboard operator, Carl, and has been the only operator ever since. Any Neopian who has purchased a home has, at one point or another, spoken with Liza: something she was fiercely proud of. She was the voice of the Neohomes Real Estate Management Company. The first pet anyone who wanted to purchase a Neohome spoke with. “Thank you for calling Neohomes Real Estate Management Company, how may I direct your call?” “Transferring, thank you for calling.” Sometimes, Liza would daydream about what it would be like to retire. She could buy a Neohome of her own. Maybe on Kiko Lake. A beautiful log cabin...




Other Stories


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Petpet Cannonball – A Guide to Firing Petpets
Ahoy there m’hearties and welcome to my guide to Petpet Cannonball. The only game where you can fire Petpets from a cannon and not get into trouble with the PPL!

by becky142

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Must-Read Books to Understand the Void
As a rift has opened in the skies of Neopia, our Neopian heroes gathered together in Altador to discuss how to approach this strange situation. Collab with oi_tio_to_na_globo

by cartographist

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Fun 4 None
A new invention is introduced - but all isn't what it's cut out to be...

by shellshocks

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A Charity Yooyuball
With Yooyuball Teams made up of members from the Royal Courts of Meridell and the Darigan Citadel, Lady Psellia's Charity Match was set to be an... interesting affair.

by pikapi20

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Who's Afraid?!
Terrifying...! Collab with morphousss

by devotedly

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WANTED: Team Kiko Lake
Where does it all go?...

by _brainchild_



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