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Auggaul - Specimen of Science

"What an interesting specimen!" the Ruki exclaimed. "But simpleminded, unless I am mistaken."

by kindheartedfairy
Dark Quest

Jenna looked longingly after a Faerie Acara as it went gliding by. Her own lush blue fur, which she brushed carefully every morning, looked rather dull...

by rainbow_lover852
The Tooth Faerie

Once there was a faerie who lived in a nice neighborhood amid the clouds in Faerieland, and her name was Pearly White...

by muffinsnatcher
An Adventure Worth Writing About

Day 4, 5th day of Running: I'm here in the Lost City (is it really lost anymore?) of Geraptiku. I'm an archaeologist...

by shadowlink29
Adventure to Altador

We decided it'd been forever since we visited the Faerie City. I mentioned to Kyle (my Kougra) that it would be a fun trip to take and do a little shopping...

by shadow11320
Monster

"S-Sir… there is a small p-problem with the Spider Grundo," the Grundo stammered...

by queen_aingeal
An Interview... with Dr. Sloth

Finally, I found him in a very rural area of Kreludor. The only footsteps ever taken there were of Dr. Sloth's, and then very soon mine as well. Read on to find out how this seemly horrific interview turns out…

by wam1994
Climbing the Snowflake Tree

As soon as we arrived, he raced towards the tree and straightaway started to climb it. He did not get very far however, before crashing to the ground...

by doughnut215
The Adventures of Payne the Draik

Today Payne would be working on a newly planned stained glass window, destined for the throne room in the castle itself...

Also by frynr

by goten__10

One for the Plushies

Zezzer walked toward a Checkered Kiko Plushie. "How much is this?" he asked.

by king_kino
No News is Bad News

"Well, that's not the point. I can't believe that they'd cancel my birthday! Lack of interest-huh! I'm plenty interested!"

by shadow_zapdos
The Warf that Got Warfnapped

At the Lupe's side was a plain Warf, a Warf named Norp, who managed to get tangled into fascinating adventures...

by bookworm01
Lullaby

In a small cottage within a village quite far from the castle, a little white Blumaroo stirred in his sleep, creasing his worn pillow and rumpling his quilt. His eyes blinked open...

by precious_katuch14
 
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"The Tooth Faerie" by muffinsnatcher
"Awww," said Pearly, "I promise it will stop hurting and a new tooth will grow back in its place." As soon as she uttered these comforting words, the miracle occurred: the girl's tooth immediately grew back, and the rest of her teeth straightened out...




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The Top 30 Uses for Jelly
But when it comes to the more exotic tastes of jelly, such as Fish and Dung, you’ll have to get a little more creative than simply eating it to put your food to its full potential.

by reelhorrorshow

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An Outrageously Updated Guide to the ICM
So be VERY careful to not get any slowing or shield scoops or anything of the such in the beginning rounds, since they’re not going to help you or your point count either.

by travelerofneopia

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Deserts and Desserts: A Gargarox Isafuhlarg Story - Part Two
"Well, this is awful!" said Yazer. "We can't spend the rest of our lives as micro-organisms! How are we going to get big again?"

by darkerstrife

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Dreams: Part Three
I blinked. I knew dreams were special and amazing things, but could they really predict the future? Was what I saw really going to happen?

by laurel146

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Jhudora & Illusen: WHATEVER!
Uhh... ow.

by spock_luvr

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