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Issue: 272 | 29th day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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Short Stories
| Tesh and the Draik on the Mountain"They will never truly live again, for they do not know what it means to be Neopians. Let them die as toys, the way they have toyed with us!"
by pyndragon | | Watching the SunsetEven though it became a habit, the sky didn’t always assume the same color scheme every time. Sometimes it had more purple, sometimes more red, and the inconstant routine made the sunset, if possible, more beautiful...
by precious_katuch14 | | The First Time I Flew... AlmostTrugmorik batted Daisychain away with a paw when she tried to grab at his cape with her beak. He knew the White Weewoo had a point, but he needed to get up to that branch near the top of the tree...
by elfwick | | The Day Turmaculus Ate ME!!I was always the adventurous one in my family. I loved to roam. And by the way, I have a chronic case of pranktosis...
by tenshi_sia | | (Not So) Squeaky Clean I'm
not saying that my teammates didn't want to be the best. I'm saying that they
took the easy way out.
I'm saying that they cheated...
by hugthepinapple | | Spelling Bees and BulliesJen turned a deep shade of red. She knew her
classmates thought she was a wonderful person, except on Fridays...
by cutiefluteyelephant4 | | Letters to RosieI'm sorry I haven't written as much as I promised
I would in the past two weeks, but I've still been trying to settle in here.
Hopefully this letter will be the first of many...
by dan4884 | | Dear AkkaniIt always saddens
me when I go down to the beach and I know that your beautiful smile and somehow
haunting voice I will not find anywhere, no matter how hard I look...
by akkani | | Kidnapped By a Wannabe VillainIn his fury, Sloth resulted into doing what he
did to channel out his anger: he got out his crayons and drew diabolical plans
with his bear, EvilSnuggler. That made him feel a little better; that is, until
one of his assistant Grundos came running into his office with some bad news...
by animalnutz1993 |
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Perhaps you've been wondering when you would hear from me... it's been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self esteem raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this... "Ask Armin," how unoriginal can you get? Maybe "Someday Armin will take over the world so if you quit whining right now and be his friend instead he'll promote you to something above ‘insignificant fleck of matter'." Ahem, have I said too much?
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Ask Armin
Well, I think we’ve waited long enough. Perhaps you’ve been wondering when you would hear from me... it’s been a while since I saved the world... and here I am, to bring you a wonderful self-esteem-raising column. I mean, really, honestly we could have come up with a better name for this...
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A Guide to Bruno's Backwoods Breakaway Have you always wanted to get maximum points or even a trophy for this game, but those annoying Neovians always kill poor Bruno? Or you gotten stuck on this annoying level eight called "Point of no return" because you don't know how to get that potion?
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Whispers: Part Three Somehow, it just didn't feel right, especially for the desert
in summer, but Aidne quite couldn't put her finger on what was wrong, except
that the area around them had taken on a definite atmosphere of foreboding.
Something big was coming...
by betazoid_telepath |
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Lao and the Legend of the Sun: Part Two As he walked deeper into the jungle, he could hear
exotic birdcalls over an undertone of buzzing insects. Occasionally, the bushes
would rustle and Lao would freeze where he stood, but not once did he see any
sign of life...
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