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Issue: 344 | 23rd day of Hunting, Y10 |
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Short Stories
| The Nedler PaintingThe tentacles were what made the thing intolerable. Three tentacles, long, purple, slimy...
by cpmtiger | | The Squeezy ToothbrushMy mother is a very hygienic person, and being the male Shoyru that I am, I do not take part in the thing she calls 'bathing' very often...
by tabbsizzles | | Sea and Sky: The Story of the First Faerie PeophinAbove the sound of waves crashing to the beach, she could hear a soft cry. As she swam closer to an outcropping of rocks fringed by berry bushes...
by princess_raging | | The Story of Baby AngelWhat lurks under that cute and innocent face?
by ilovefoxtrot | | SwitchJhudora stared at the smoking shelf with an annoyed look. She huffed loudly. "Even Illusen's job is superior to this!" she exclaimed...
by tigerstripe172 | | The Star and Flame Chronicles: Where It All BeginsI knew I could handle another pet. I wasn't exactly wealthy, but I had enough...
by reeses_pet | | Story of a ScribletHow did I end up here? In a few seconds, it all came back. The pesky Aisha, the terrifying paw of Fluffy the Warf...
by popdoom | | A One Act Play Concerning Mendelev the KacheekI doubt that you have ever heard
Of a Kacheek named Mendelev...
by spunk1 | | The Story of The Usul SuspectsWatching over ten Baby Usuls was going to be difficult, especially for five hours, but if she was getting paid...
by moondog1997 | | I Will Always Be Your Biggest FanShe’d been replaced by other new singers, more talented, prettier outfits...
by doopingla | | Jelly Welly, My Bestest Friend Ever!"Ooh, what is it, what is it? Tell me!" Little Parlat was so excited; he was jumping up and down with glee...
by ffamran | | Five Going On TwentyBeing a Big Krawk is certainly different. Before... how do I explain?
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Headlines "A One Act Play Concerning Mendelev the Kacheek" by spunk1 "Why? 'Why?' he asks, the hardened criminal of the day! Yes, yes, I'm sure you have your speech planned out to the last innocent plea. 'Let me play the wrongly accused, let me pretend to not even know what crime I have committed,' you have said, as I am sure you have, to yourself. Well, let me assure you, this nonsense..."
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