Short Stories

	Wohm: The Reluctant Hero "Who are you?" Fyora demanded. "What am I doing here?" by mamasimios
	Banana Cream Coffee He looked up briefly from the thick pages. "I'm afraid this one isn't for sale. I'm in the middle of reading it myself," he explained. by moonclasp
	Ten Neggs Sat on a Shelf It was night time in the Neggery, and ten Neggs sat on a shelf quietly, thinking to themselves. by rosabellk
	The Phantom Stylists An epic tale about survival, crazy hair-dos, and 4 neopets and their owner. by olim333
	Best Friends for Life and Longer I don't know what to think. Did she really write this letter to me? After everything that had happened so long ago? She wants to be friends again? by rhosymedre
	Such a Snotty Grundo "Hey, look on the bright side, Xeto. They could be serving orders of Grundo Toes again." by dlandwehrs4816
	A Place of Rest Slowly, ever so slowly, the stone wakes. As it does so restlessness seizes it and it trembles... by ntkgwgoty

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There are infinite ways in which the final and inevitable destruction of Neopia may come to pass. In this article I intend to prepare you for four such possible scenarios. Future installments in order to safeguard you against the many possible sources of doom may follow, unless by then I am relocated from the Shenkuu Observatory to the Neopian Hospital for the Slightly Strange...

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An Interview with Punchbag Bob
Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain....

by neptune_star17

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Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 1
One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place.

by horripilated

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Unforeseen Adventures: The Tomb - Part Four
Dan tried not to panic as torrents of water continued to pour into the room.

by meghen200

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I've Never Felt Better: Part One
Lord Tamerson absolutely hated visitors.

by catofparadise

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Neopian Law
Clones are bad.

by xx_wolf_xx_cub_xx

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Jolly Good
Ten gallons of pure AWESOME.

by continuousspectrum

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