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Neopian Story Time: Elephante Dreams

Pundaberry didn't want to be an Elephante, he wanted to be an Aisha, or brave Lupe. Instead he was stuck as a big useless Elephante that nobody loved... or so he thought...

by ilovemycatembers
Rebel Among Rebels, Thief Among Thieves

Hanso flashed a cheeky grin. "Amazed by the great speed with which I pulled my escape, are we?"

by sporty2443
Baby Adventures: The Safety Deposit Box

"Come on!" shrieked a Baby Usul as she playfully leaped across the silk red carpet...

by cloudpuffpuff
Finders Keepers

Elline, a Treasure Keeper, adventures and longs for her father's return. :3

by movie138music
Two Sides to Every Story

What's it matter to you, anyway? It happened years ago, it's not like it's—

by danneq
You Won't Win

"I guess I'll be going now, Nox," Magax whispered to the gravestone. He turned and started walking...

by cyber1ofkakoradesert
Worthless

This wasn’t a good life. It was a terrible existence. He was nothing.

by warriorsrock965
Witness

"That is weird. But it seems like you are not the only one whose food had disappeared. I have had other customers complaining to me about their food vanishing as well," remarked the yellow Chia.

by kitty_power_2298
The Princess's Comb

Amira smirked, taking it as a challenge. "We'll see about that. Come on, Vyssa."

by kaddiez
 
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Useless School Supplies



The Neopian School Supplies shop is still open for business, and perhaps for this same reason, and with the absence of competition, it keeps coming up with crazy inventions that no one seems to be able to use when going to school; inventions that are impractical, or just for show, and sometimes plain weird and creepy. I set up camp near the Shop for three days - despite the continuous...



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Your Side Account: Things to Do on the Other Side
What else could we do with our side accounts?

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In Other News: It Returns!
Krawk Island's recent disappearance from Neopia's surface has caused quite an alarm amongst global citizens of late; however, the rediscovery of the island has done little in terms of dispelling these anxieties.

by yippo_yippee

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Usuki Singing Stars #10: The BIG Birthday Blow-up - Part Three
"And speaking of Patricia's birthday," Lola continued, "what should we get her as a present?"

by downrightdude

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Starblaze and Blasterfire: Part Seven
It wasn't as if he had the same skills – the useful skills – that everyone else had, anyway. Unless Jalitha needed some pipes fixed, he was pretty much useless.

by saphira_27

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Sketch Borovan- Snowager Search
We have to be very quiet...

by izzywizard

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Super Freaks: Maraquan Mystery
There's something awfully fishy about this place...

by chikenpeasoup



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