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Issue: 559 | 23rd day of Hiding, Y14 |
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Short Stories
| AatuzoHer teeth form an unintentionally menacing smile.
by jarm9 | | Bazaar of WondersAs dry and unforgiving as sand. The Desert Scarabs have a strict policy on who they will accept...
by kadface | | The Invisible LupeIt was as though he didn't exist anymore.
by fantasyeyesuk | | SwampedMost carefully plan their pet's dip in those magical waters centered in Neopia Central. Well, my girl may have slipped. That is the current hypothesis, anyway.
by riverpond | | I Am Beautiful"Mommy, what kind of neopet is that?"
"That's a Xweetok, sweetie."
"Why is she so ugly looking?"
by allison_kitty11 | | The Day Doctor Sloth Took a Holiday"It's outrageous!" Dr. Frank Sloth, Overlord of the Grundos, Master of the Virtupets Space Station, Rightful Dictator of Neopia and all Neopets (in his opinion), Sworn Enemy of the Space Faerie shouted.
by rider_galbatorix | | The Eyes in the WindowShe never saw herself as pretty, Constance, because she was never told.
by veritaserim |
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Headlines "I Am Beautiful" by allison_kitty11 Even my boss doesn't like me- he's the reason I'm forced to work in the back. I stock shelves, clean the floors, take inventories, and do all the other tasks that nobody else wants to. He won't let me be a cashier because he thinks my appearance would scare away customers. I don't disagree with that, though. I hate having to work where customers can see me, I always feel them staring...
Other Stories
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10 Amazing Alien Aisha Facts With the help of some Alien Aisha sources who wish to remain anonymous, I've been able to learn more about these mysterious interstellar travelers. Here are ten little-known facts about Alien Aishas that might just make you wish you had six ears.
by biscuitqueen |
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A Faerie Tale: Part Three A feeling of disappointment overcame me as Belinda and I approached the harbor, a feeling so overwhelming that it was a few minutes before I could encourage my paws to move again.
Carvar's ship was gone.
by lastavenger |
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