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	In Fashion: Names The first (and most important) gift you give to your pet is a name. Believe it or not, your pet’s name helps in determining his or her future. by ladyariel32
	A Guide to Magnificent Flowerbeds: Dos and Don'ts While some flowers grow normally, others wither or get sick or even worse, they get eaten by other flowers. How can you avoid such flower tragedies? by mooncat27
	Super Slushies "We have huge batches of each flavour brewing all the time," said Mr. Slush, the owner of Happy Valley's Slushie Shop, "That way, whenever we have run out of a flavour, we can restock instantly..." by viista
	The 10 Most Obscure and Forgotten Neopians Well, what about the lesser known Neopians? The everyday heroes who are both obscure and important? Or the obscure Neopians who aren’t so important but do provide a moment or two of amusement? Shouldn’t we care about them? by mali_the_silent_wolf
	Rink Runner: Skating to Perfection The rules are quite simple. All you have to do is grab the musical notes. You grab the musical notes by jumping into them. Avoid the sharp notes. These look like tic-tac-toe boards, if you ask me. by misterp55555
	The Devious Babaas of Your Maths Homework For use with Maths Nightmare only. Not responsible for any damage to brain cells or fingers. by alltimehissing
	The Ten Worst Ways to Leave the Darigan Citadel The problem is, once you get onto the Darigan Citadel, just how do you get off it? Also by lupe_friend77 by iamskot
	Victory: An Interview with an Altador Cup Champion Well, hello, I'm Dawnira, your interviewer. Right now I've scheduled an interview with one of the legendary Cup Champs, Jared Slightfoot! Oh, there he is! by el_phantasma_norak53
	Adjusting for the Average Holiday Pet Walking into the Merry Outfits Shop anyone can quickly notice a theme. Green and red and the occasional brown is what most of the pets are decked in. Very festive in the Month of Celebrating, but now? by firehazzard
	Petpets, Good or Evil? Sure, people love to have petpets to show off, but are the petpets as innocent as they look? by lovelyangel929
	Gaming vs. Restocking Yes, there is always the option to be both a Gamer and a Restocker, but both take a lot of dedication; splitting that dedication in half really spreads out the time between your goals and achieving them. It's best to stick with one thing for a while and when you get bored you have something new to move on to. by hes_my_angel
	Interview with a Raving, Screaming Lunatic Have you ever been to the Altador Colosseum to watch a game of Yooyuball? Or maybe cheer on your favorite team? If so, then you've most likely noticed that insane screaming blue Techo. by blacebrander
	Gears and Cogs: The Altador Cup But some of us were not born perfect Altador Cup athletes. I certainly wasn't! But with a little practice, and a few tips, you'll be fit as a fiddle in no time! by sweetie_butterfly
	An Exclusive Interview With Valtonous Rea Due to insurmountable difficulties, it has been necessary to print the Neopian Times interview with Faerieland’s Yooyuball Squad Goalkeeper, Valtonous Rea, as a direct transcript... by evie_firebolt
	The Altador Cup Dream Team With the Altador Cup moving into the third round, we've assembled a line-up that we think would make for a pretty unstoppable team. But with so many exceptional players to choose from, who made the list and who just missed out? by rookina

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