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 | Breaking a Way Out of Bruno’s BackwoodsBruno's Backwoods Breakaway proves to be an action-packed fun game that is sure to be a challenge to the average Neopian. However, do not fear, as today, I am going to share with you the tips to getting that *shiny* trophy...
by superpepe |  | The Average Neopian Guide To Extreme Potato CounterNever focus your eyes on the center. If you do, there’s an annoying little potato that always crosses a corner, and you completely get it wrong. One of the wisest things is to keep your eyes on the sides of the screen to see incoming potatoes.
by plecoguy1 |  | Making a Great GalleryThere are many different approaches to making a gallery and they will all be covered in this friendly guide to Making a Great Gallery!
by danman111111 |  | Neopets: Fact or FictionHere we will be discussing several topics, from muffins to socks and then back again.. This article was made to stop the silly myths going around Neopia.
by super_star342 |  | Being the Ultimate NeopianMaybe you want every possible avatar, the council – or leader – position in your guild, a painted pet, an expansive trophy cabinet, or a mansion of a Neohome.
Ah, yes. Let us close our eyes and imagine the possibilities.
Finished? Fabulous. Here comes the part where I tell you how to make it all a reality.
by summerlove77 |  | Bug Hors d'oeuvres!If we could only get over the 'yuck factor'! Once you master that, you can close your eyes and toss a few of these bugs into your mouth!
Also by 72novacane
by purplepassiony2k |  | The Guide to Scourge of the Lab Jellies
This game is a combination of puzzle, strategy and luck (well, which game doesn't need luck :P).
Also by garu_and_pucca
by imperial_magna |  | When Gnomes Go Bad - A GuideWatch out! Flying cheese!
by roses_suga_and_stars |  | Yooyu Can Do It!Yooyus are really rare Altadorian petpets, usually brown and yellow colored. Due to their rarity, it is seen as a good omen to find one of these critters simply hanging around in the wilderness.
by mazoku_kuiin |  | Weekly World ReviewIn an unprecedented move, the Air Faeries have threatened to go on strike unless agreements can be reached in next week's quest negotiations...
by jennuine_1 |  | 5 Ways to Start Out the New YearSo, now that it’s the New Year, what are you going to do? Some people just lounge around and think it’s just a “So what?” matter. It’s not. There’s more to the New Year than that, of course!
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"Come Sundown" by extreme_fj0rd
We were in the Lost Desert, in fact, though quite a few miles from here. Digging for a lost settlement no one else knew was here. We had pretended to the hotel owners and the tourist guides that we were just sightseeing and wanted a few nights out on the open desert. As soon as we were out of sight, though, we cut across the dunes to find the buried...
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 Amelie Wins The Battle: Part One
She felt terrible. She had spent the last two months trying to forget, but she kept getting flashbacks and then she would remember again. This awful thing that haunted her was the reason that she was so shy, the reason that she had a scar on her left cheek, that...
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 The Blue Blumaroo: Part Two
Melissa had agreed to join her two best friends on a shopping trip (the second in two days), not because she wanted to actually buy anything, but because she wanted to find a friend for her little brother Joey. It sounded completely bizarre, of course, but...
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