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![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/177_lupe_valentine.gif) | 10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.
by mo0moo | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/209_birthday_cake.gif) | Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday PartiesThrow a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy...
by cyneo_masters2 | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/peophin_day_2005.gif) | Putting the Pet Back in Pet's PageNot only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.
by summerlove77 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/198_random_points.gif) | The Anatomy of Random EventsA breakdown of the randomness of random events.
by sweet_star06 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/165_krawk_fight.gif) | Interpreting the Battledome ScreenThe first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics.
by pianoru | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/petpet_labray_2005.gif) | On the Validity of Zapped PetpetsCalling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!
by carrotopian | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/149_lab_ray.gif) | Where Do Owners Come From?We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from?
by boofy113 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/279_ogrin_blue.gif) | Interview With The UppingtonsThat's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?
by jambammer | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/plushie_day_2005.gif) | The Cutest and Most Lovable ItemsNeed something to squeal at? Something to love and hug?
by btcomsa12 | ![](//images.neopets.com/new_shopkeepers/1600.gif) | A Different Kind of Valentines"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.
by _snuppy_ | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/valentines_day_2007.gif) | Gee, ThanksValentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.
by jeanlucgertie | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/chocolate_ball_2005.gif) | Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines DayLuckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day.
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Headlines "The Age of Reason" by rcr311 The Space Station wasn't particularly crowded, which made it a mystery as to why Sloth chose that day for his next invasion. If he had any sense in him, he would have chosen a day when the Station was jam-packed, so he would have a better chance of causing terror. However, that's in the past, and it wouldn't make any sense to wonder any more. On the fifth day of the Month of Hiding, year eight...
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Heroes and Stuff Applesouce had her mouth open to hiss when she noticed something strange and appalling. By her right foot, (which incidentally had its toenails painted rainbow by that horrible Faerie Krawk, Zarxen) was a lump of the scourge of the Neoverse! THE STUFF!!!
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Afternoon Tea: Part Four "Well," began the Shoyru. "We have all sorts of flavors of coffee, cappuccino, latte, hot chocolate, tea..."
The last word lingered in the air. Tea. For a brief moment, all of the details in Afton's life vanished as that one word echoed in her mind...
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