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10 Ways to Say 'I Love You'

Whether you’re on a budget, or have plenty of neopoints to spare, you’re sure to find at least one method of celebrating this holiday.

by mo0moo
Ahnnilator's Guide to Birthday Parties

Throw a party for anyone and everyone. Everyone loves parties, and everyone loves birthdays. However, if you're a bit lazy...

by cyneo_masters2
Putting the Pet Back in Pet's Page

Not only is the taking of the page wrong, but it has an extremely negative impact on the pet that falls victim to the action. Even those who simply neglect the page and leave it at default can contribute.

by summerlove77
The Anatomy of Random Events

A breakdown of the randomness of random events.

by sweet_star06
Interpreting the Battledome Screen

The first step to learning to use the Battledome well is understanding the basics.

by pianoru
On the Validity of Zapped Petpets

Calling zapped petpets names and saying they are not 'real' or not as 'special' as their bought version is ridiculous!

by carrotopian
Where Do Owners Come From?

We've all got one, but where in Neopia do they come from?

by boofy113
Interview With The Uppingtons

That's Valentines, Mrs. Uppington, and it's a day where Neopians everywhere celebrate friendship. Surely, you have heard of it?

by jambammer
The Cutest and Most Lovable Items

Need something to squeal at? Something to love and hug?

by btcomsa12
A Different Kind of Valentines

"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.

by _snuppy_
Gee, Thanks

Valentine's Day is a travesty! It ought to be cancelled, or at the very least reinvented.

by jeanlucgertie
Chocolate: The 10 Best for Valentines Day

Luckily for you, I've conveniently compiled a list of the 10 best and most popular chocolates/chocolate-products in all of Neopia that make the perfect gift for Valentine's Day.

by theneoowner
 
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"The Age of Reason" by rcr311
The Space Station wasn't particularly crowded, which made it a mystery as to why Sloth chose that day for his next invasion. If he had any sense in him, he would have chosen a day when the Station was jam-packed, so he would have a better chance of causing terror. However, that's in the past, and it wouldn't make any sense to wonder any more. On the fifth day of the Month of Hiding, year eight...




Other Stories


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The Valentine Miracle
Every time she went to the gift shop, all the Valentines related items were all sold out...

by adprybylski

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Heroes and Stuff
Applesouce had her mouth open to hiss when she noticed something strange and appalling. By her right foot, (which incidentally had its toenails painted rainbow by that horrible Faerie Krawk, Zarxen) was a lump of the scourge of the Neoverse! THE STUFF!!!

by lazer_zone

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Afternoon Tea: Part Four
"Well," began the Shoyru. "We have all sorts of flavors of coffee, cappuccino, latte, hot chocolate, tea..." The last word lingered in the air. Tea. For a brief moment, all of the details in Afton's life vanished as that one word echoed in her mind...

by reggieman721

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One Big Happy Family: Part One
The owner paused for a second. "Hey, Robasia," she began slowly. "How would you feel about a brother or sister?"

by harry135535

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The Royalz - The Cheap Valentine
Err... It's empty...

by mean_to_u

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Von Roo
Godori. Very, um, evil.

by komodo_matta



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