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The Pound: Unfair Advantage Or Absolute Delight?

There are a certain few who disagree with the pound and feel that people are misusing the pound to gain pets by 'sniping' them and not 'earning' them. But the question I put to you is this... what do we mean when we say 'earn'?

by sislee110
Darigan Neopets: Vicious or Just Misunderstood?

I've written up three truths to convince you that Darigan neopets really aren't all that bad- and can actually be your loyal companions for quite some time, if you'd give them the chance.

by the_past___
If You Can Swing It, Bring It!

Let's start with the basics. The Blumaroo stands under a tree branch where a mini-Kass is waiting for you to push it off.

by deuceloosely4711
200m Peanut Dash: Game Guide

In this game you play a puppyblew who is playing fetch with a green Elephante.

by star_shine_88
Chronic Neolodgers: The Truth Behind the Addiction

People who suffer from this addiction constantly feel compelled to keep their pets in the Neolodge. Even when they have no plans to go out or leave Neopia for a bit, Chronic Neolodgers always have their pets in the Neolodge.

by 101monica101
Snow Wars 2 Guide

In the beginning, it's all about getting the right battlefield setup. You want there to be no snowmen near the outskirts...

by ohguesswhat
Getting the Best of the Post

It makes a huge difference if the trade is the newest one there or the oldest.

by yampuff
Planning the Perfect Picnic

They say spring is a very social season, so why not combine your love for fresh air and friendship by hosting your very own picnic?

by icey_princess_
The Battledome: An In-depth Guide

Today's weapons are not as strong as they appear. This current stage is causing major inflation and deflation in pricing.

by virtualbori
Destruct-O-Match III – More Boulder Smashing Fun

Following in the tradition of the earlier two versions of this game, Destruct-O-Match III brings more puzzling fun.

by dipper70
Maraqua's Plea for Help

Summer has started... which means, it is time for the yearly Altador Cup games! Of course with it comes the question, "which team will you support?"

by syariesx
 
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"The Night of Nothing" by water_park1993 and spoonguardonline
Today, the Day of Nothing, was a unique point in the Neopian calendar, in that absolutely nothing was celebrated today. There was no parade in honour of Kougras, no festival of fruit; not even a day randomly dedicated to paperclips - on the day between Quiggle Day and Nimmo Day, no celebrations of any kind occurred in Neopia. And the Haunted Woods, more than anywhere else, prospered on this day. After all, a day where nobody needs to be officially happy...




Other Stories


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Somewhere
"You know, finding the Neopian treasure would be so cool," Celeste said, staring into space with a dreamy look...

by rainbow8476

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A New Friend...?
As if on cue, a rather large ixi acorn crashed through the window...

by eschebone

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Neovision Superstar: Part Six
I could mope around, like we were doing at that moment. Or perhaps just forget about Neovision and move on. Or maybe learn to read aloud...

by sunsetneversetting

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The Night of Nothing: Part One
After all, a day where nobody needs to be officially happy about anything is perfect for a place that thrives on fear and misery...

Also by spoonguardonline

by water_park1993


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Dance!
There's a little boogie in everyone...

by chkmic8

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The Valley of Spam
Pffft!

by chichikokoyamma



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