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	My Top 10 Tips to Get Into the Caption Contest So, you like the Caption Contest? You think it is the bee's knees, the Elephante's instep or the cat's pajamas?! It is your ultimate goal in Neopia to win it?! Wow. Okay, calm down... by sugarypixiestix2
	The Neopets Poetry Contest Guide Where to find inspiration for your attempt at Neopian poetry? Anywhere around the site, of course. Also by chivo by anjie
	Neopian Times: the History of 350 Issues It has been documenting and giving stories including all of the greatest Neopets events, modules, pets, and activities from almost the very beginning... Also by deadlaw by ridiculer
	White Weewoos: The Truth That's not all. The look in its eyes is the ultimate proof of its evilness. They say that the eyes are the window to the mind, and it's true... by neogal_anu
	Your White Weewoo and You White Weewoos aren't at all difficult to manage, and they're lovely singers. by doopingla
	What Kind of Weewoo Are You? To celebrate the 350th issue of the Neopian Times, I've created a quiz to help you find out which Weewoo you are. by confiserie
	How to Maintain Neofriendships Regardless of who requested who or how the acquaintance came about, we find ourselves in situations where we haven't heard from our neofriends in ages... Also by earthlingdreamz by cyniska
	Wee... what? The reason for my urgent wish to leave the future? Weepits had taken over Neopia! Weepit Art by musiclives2001 Fearsome image of Dr. Sloth by pacmanite by danman111111
	35.0 Little Known Facts About the Altador Cup 11. The Altador Cup Quiz is an elaborate plot designed by TNT to control the minds of all Neopians. by i_like_trains_
	The Art Gallery - Tricks of the Trade The Art Gallery Contest! Hidden in the depths of the Art Center's catacombs, artists of all ages and skill levels gather to show their finest arts in hopes of winning this coveted prize. by shaddykins
	Treats on a Budget With no omelette or soup involved, here are some ways Your pets can be spoilt every day. by rainbow_daydreamer
	It’s a Weewoo Delivery! Good day, Woo; let us get straight into the point. With the increasing Neopian population, and demand for the Neopian Times, how do you make your deliveries? by lemonlovingcutie
	Wahoo! Neopian Times is 350! Welcome to The Neopian Times milestone 350th edition celebration! All editions are special, but some are more special than others. by purplepassiony2k
	The Old Neopian's Guide to the New Neopia For any of the other veterans who've been flung kicking and screaming back into the world of Neopets, I intend to summarize all the changes that make Neo-Neopia what it is today. by too_kule
	Dear Crabby: I Hate You All Apparently this week is Issue 350, and according to my editor, that's some big event. All of the columnists are supposed to write celebration-themed articles. To this I say, "Pbbbth." by dan4884
	Three Keys to Unlocking the Number Six Avatar A majority of Neopians are blinded, thinking that earning the necessary Neopoints is nearly impossible -- when the reality is exactly the opposite... by imsleepingbeauty
	A Look in Neopian History Stepping into the past, we will re-live some of the greatest moments in Neopian History and celebrate the countless Neopian achievements... by leonardodavinci276
	Why YOU Should Write for the Neopian Times But why exactly do these NT writers continually get works published in the NT? Surely it's not just their love for Neopia, right? by ummagine3284
	Altador Cup Scenes: Swallowed by the Black Hole Honestly, having nine players against me on the field, instead of five, is a horrible hassle. No one trusts me... by mazoku_kuiin
	The Altador Cup and Good Sportsmanship Being polite will bring you a long way, and there is no reason to upset people when you can say the same thing in a polite way, keeping everyone happy. If you are looking to meet new friends during the Cup, then your chances will also increase if you just remember to speak nicely to people. by thybo_rikke
	So You Want To Be a Writer? The first step to becoming a writer is learning what a story is so you can create your own. by micrody
	Newspapers Across Neopia Well, I can tell you right now that the Neopian Times is the only Neopian Times in existence- however, it is not the only newspaper on Neopia. by silent_snow

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"Three Hundred and Fifty Years of Knowledge" by imogenweasley
He was the Brain Tree. Strange as it may sound, the only mystery he had never been able to completely unveil had to do with himself. He knew nothing of his own origin. He knew how old he was and the date of his birthday with the help of complicated calculations, but the reason behind his existence and the source of his intelligence were unknown, even to him. Sometimes, when he racked his brain and tried to force the earliest memory he could remember...

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