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| Perfecting Your VillainyYou should have at least one near-successful plot under your belt in order to be considered a true villain.
by puffalump10 | | Avoiding the Pound: An Owner's GuideA list of the most common reasons for abandoning neopets, and a way to resolve them.
by neosephirothxl | | A Trophy-Winning Guide to Revel RoundupRevel Roundup is the first 'adventure' game on the main games page, so chances are you've probably tried it but did not obtain a great score.
by cistine | | The Joys of a Robotic NeopetI've made it my mission to educate the population of Neopia on the real qualities of Robot Neopets, to prove that they are pets worth owning.
by jayo289 | | Welcome to Illusen's GladeDeep within the Meridellian forest, high in the trees, rests a peaceful glade.
by jockylocky | | Alternate Uses for Illusen's Underappreciated PrizesThe main use and three alternate uses of the five cheapest prizes from Illusen's Glade.
by rosabellk | | How To Get On Illusen's Good SideDo not call Illusen a "mushroom-headed freak."
by larkspurlane | | The Petpetpet's Guide to Nesting in the GladeThe most extensive list there ever was of fantastical places to nest in the Glade.
Also by concertogreat_8
by phoenix_through_fire | | Five Ways to Prank your GuildmatesPut on your prankster hat and get to work!
by tentilio | | Article Spies - IllusenI've been to Illusen's Glade dozens of times, and only about eight of them involved me getting chased off by an angry earth faerie...
Also by water_park1993
by birdinggal | | How to Celebrate an Unforgettable Illusen DayShe is an Earth Faerie, to be exact, and loves plants, nature, and helping Neopians.
by likeshshnia | | A Descent Into the Maraquan Sea: Petpet Plunge GuideThe goal of the game is to get all the treasure while using the least amount of shots possible.
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Headlines "Friends Forever" by paperhippo My friend Sooty told a big lie. She said that we would be Friends Forever and that we would never be parted, and we even made a fancy wiggly handshake that nobody else knew, just to show that we were Friends Forever. It felt like we were in a special secret club for just us two. She would come around to my neohome to play after school even though it wasn't properly finished because only one half had carpet, but she didn't...
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