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	The Impending Apocalypse, How to Prepare Yourself Neopia is a world constantly on the brink of destruction. And that is why you need this information. by aevenanil
	Guild-Hopper's Guide to Finding the Perfect Guild What's the secret to finding the perfect guild? by angelacaprio115
	A Guide to Advanced Fonts Let's get a better understanding of what makes fonts look polished and tasteful. by jj2277
	The Pound Chat (Jazzy style)- The Lingo Edition This board has it all and more, but the most confusing part is of course getting to know the lingo. by chrissy468141
	An Interview with Punchbag Bob Eeryone says all that's in my head is straw... but I'm sure I'm not the only one made of straw who has a brain.... by neptune_star17
	Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 1 One will be sampling the delights and disappointments of a number of fine establishments and then chronicling the experience here for all of you to share in, saving you the wrath of potential food poisoning and the embarrassment of being seen in completely the wrong place. by horripilated

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How to Prepare For Apocalypse

There are infinite ways in which the final and inevitable destruction of Neopia may come to pass. In this article I intend to prepare you for four such possible scenarios. Future installments in order to safeguard you against the many possible sources of doom may follow, unless by then I am relocated from the Shenkuu Observatory to the Neopian Hospital for the Slightly Strange...

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