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Top 11 Underrated Royal Girl Pets

You should really look at pet colors more often.

by flufflepuff
Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes (Turn and face the pail)*

Just when I thought my days of being my daft owner's freakish test subject were over, carrotopian has given in to her creepy fascination for any edible and drinkable Neopian items that can cause some unexpected changes to yours truly.

by carrotopian
Are You All You Can Be?

After years of playing Neopets can you honestly say you're an active and experienced neoplayer? Dare yourself to become neogreat!

by kissamus
5 Ways To Use Your Fountain Faerie Quest

She lazes around her Fountain all day, waiting for a kind Neopian to come by. When they do, she asks them to find her the item she has lost. Delight spreads across the lucky Neopian's face as they race off for the item.

by river_valley37
Adoption: Pound Chat Version

Here is a quick guide for anyone hoping to adopt a pet or just trying to familiarize themselves with the PC.

by cheriipie
Budget Weaponry

You've got eight slots for your "set" and you want to have at least the following...

by dusket
Chronicles of a Scuffed-Up Battledome Pet

Tips and lessons learned from our first war.

by shusu_chan
The Chomby Connoisseur – A Literary Guide

A critic's list of the best Chomby-centric books Neopia has to offer, catering to the introverted herbivore.

by valdeceit
The 15 Best Colors to Paint Your Chomby!

If you want to paint your new Chomby, but don't know what color, this may help!

by patspocobars
 
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A Battledome Pet



I am many things– a first pet (eldest sounds so... old), once a Gelert, now a Koi, once Halloween, now Ice, once a Battledome neophyte, and now plunked in the middle of a Battledome plot. Before we go any further, we should say that we don't mind losing. Yes, we can hear all of you with perfect records slapping your foreheads and going Eww, gross! And that's okay; we fight for the thrill of it, not for the points. We're not trying to tell anybody how to do the 'dome, so please don't neomail us with better suggestions. We already know that we don't know what we're doing!



Other Stories


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Hunting for Answers
I planted my hooves and stared across the backyard of my owner's Neohome. The old archery target had a fresh coat of paint, just begging to be filled with arrows. I was going to oblige.

by blackghoulmon

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The Right Family
"Ok, so for your birthdays this year, I have got very special presents!" my owner, Saybia, said when we were eating breakfast. My identical twin, a blue Xweetok name Charlotte, squealed excitedly.

by emilyjosie11

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Thief and a Hero: Part One
Hanso crouched in a bush on the outskirts of the market that set up shop at the foot of Brightvale Castle every Sunday.

by waifine_1

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The Mysteries of Mr. Cuddles: Part Seven
It hadn't been hard to decide on a plan of action. Zillie, Mr. Cuddles, and whoever had taken them were all inside Castle Nox...

by saphira_27

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Camoflaws
You really didn't think this through, did you?

Idea by bulletmarsh

by sunarel


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A Wonderful Day
Could have just said no...

by alicia10l



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