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How to Earn at Least 50,000 Neopoints a Day!

Here’s a little guide for new or returning users that might help you build up those bank accounts a bit faster than usual!

by _celesteroids_
Failing Foods of Brightvale University

When in doubt, don't eat it.

by parody_ham
Cosying this Winter with the Xweetoks

As Christmas draws near, let us take a moment to appreciate the family and friends around us! collab with masters_united & _arkham_asylum_

by breakeven
A Sonnet of Samrin: Extreme Herder

So, you want the Extreme Herder avatar, Eh?

by honorrolle
 
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A Sonnet of Samrin: Extreme Herder



A Sonnet of Samrin: And More Relatable Extreme Herder Related Information Samrin, swiftly stows babaa on thy brow, Balthazar flouncing, "I am eating now." Witless noil hastens around the corner, Nearing the ruffian to Samrin's horror. The cosy paddock of the beaten path, Holds bonus point babaa, to the lupe's wrath. Orange speed orb, Samrin's quick java to go, Hastens him to the task he undergoes. Snatching the noil with beads of well-earned sweat, Samrin charges away from the vile threat. Balthazar alters course with a loud growl, Hunger patent and spittle on his jowl. Angelpuss in sight, the lupe gnashes teeth...



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