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Regret II

More things the Pant Devil regrets stealing...

by milerubi_
The Floating Islanders - Break Time

Three whole months of brooding!

by yankeesrule244444456
The Tournament Part 3

Excuse me?? Collab with luc187 and nostalgicneopian

by kuroneko_kitty
Babysitter Buds

What’s a baby?

by knimble
Funthing Has Happened!!

How did this happen!? Collab with 1nconsolable

by white_tiger0226
Short Commute

Back when the Grey Painter arrived in Neopia Central and brought the Battlefield with him!

by prulletje1852
Ice Cream Shenanigans

Why are you bringing an umbrella into the ice cream shop?

by funkiemonkee903
Techo Fan Off Season

Don't worry, I got a new alarm system!

by littleari06
Fact or Fuzzy Fiction: A Neopets TTRPG Adventure

Thanks for playing! Collab with lennekegirl123 and nostalgia

by orlytheowl
Silver Lining

Good things happen in the rain!Collab with slashmastahz

by lunensis
Daily Quest Log

You'll never guess what I bought at the store! Collab with silly_mistake

by emaciate
PoogleQuest

Um, I don’t think that’s a snow faerie…

by alevno
Adee's Sweet Business Idea

Don't cry over upside down ice cream. Turn it into a profit instead! Collab with truebrony

by i_lovee_icecream
Heal me please!

Rules are rules.

by supertualet
Coconut (is) Shy

I'm too shy...

by obaraten
 
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Beginner's Guide to L54 Battling, Part 1: Introduction



The recent Void incidents in Brightvale and Neopia Central have brought renewed attention to the Battledome. Repeatedly crushing Voidlings may be fun for a while, but perhaps you are beginning to think, "I wonder if I could do this…with other Neopets?!" Well, have I got great news for you! Put down your Wand of the Dark Faerie for a second, and join me on a journey of discovery through L54. What is L54? L54, short for League 54, is a form of two-player Battledome competition in which a series of player-imposed rules have been made to make matches fun and competitive. All Neopets have the same stats (hit points, strength, and defence) and all select from the same pool of weapons. Woah, woah…put that Wand of the Dark Faerie back down. Do you think raw power is the most fun? Not always. All competitive games have rules. It would be crazy if Yooyuball players could grow to gargantuan sizes, or freeze their opponents so they could not move, right? In the same way, having some boundaries and limitations in the Battledome allows for freedom for more competition. Otherwise, combatants would simply gravitate to the strongest weapons and not explore the plethora of strategies available. Players can use these rules to play many ways. They can have a friendly match here or there with friends, or make new friends by challenging new opponents. There are player-organised tournaments where individuals compete to win the most battles and come out victorious, usually organised between veteran and newbie leagues. Recently, there was a Guild War, something which has not happened for years, in which two Neopets guilds, organising on the Battledome Chat Neoboard, competed against one another using these rules. Each guild vied for victory and bragging rights by accruing...



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The Problem Child (Orion’s Story)
A short, dark figure ran through the woods. Huffing and puffing, nearly out of breath, he continued to run. The wind shifted to the north and brought a chill to the air.

by black_skull725

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The Greatest Value: A Tale of Sakhmet Solitaire
In the golden city of Sakhmet, a stone’s throw from the steps of the palace, you will find an unassuming tent.

by mutt_pup

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What to Do While The Void Within Plot is Paused
Ah, Neopia. Always something new and interesting going on–and sometimes the stuff is paused.

by manafione

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Top 12 Winter Avatars
I have a little challenge: Let's turn the Neoboards into a winter wonderland for the Month of Celebrating!

by desire_

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Atilan
The village was gone. Well, not gone, but smashed into splinters on the ground wasn’t much better. It made grim sense. It wasn’t built to deal with the wind. Nothing was built to deal with this wind.

by quanticdreams

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The Light of Dacardia
Oggy gazed out his window and sniffed. The air was thick with the salty tang of the sea, and the sky, once a brilliant blue, had turned a brooding shade of charcoal.

by lavo0810



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