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Issue: 158 | 20th day of Gathering, Y6

Comics

	Never be Normal Can I have it? by izziepanda
	Kentouji Bounce Hey, it saves time... by digital_catastrophe
	Makyan and Me Watch out for those Fireballs. by cleoannie
	Just Crazy! This Grundo is just a little bit confused... by x_xicex_x
	Slightly Insane A plushie Neopet's Worst Fear... by penguizon
	Spooky: Thade's Legacy Wow, that explains a lot... by ghostkomorichu
	Cherished Memories "Rock and Roll" by 69crazy_horse69
	Sasha's Sketches The long awaited time has come... by washeh
	Disturbed and Dangerous Happy, happy memories... by tiddle_girl
	Almost Normal Ready or not, here I come! by _leraje_
	What's This String? Don't pull it. by moscowmule
	Ramble Sketchy Friends by tophole
	PYTWCUYFOTRW Goldy Edition Not so cute after all? by cookielover88
	Sane Asylum What did you say? by teishan
	The Lupe Pack W-W-What's that? by rrbutton
	Cybunny Dreams Don't we all know those nights? by anna_steinbauer
	Crazy Be careful what you dress as... by sukuyumaruchan
	Adskidaf, Inc You can let me down now! by _chazm_
	Temperamental Artist Those crazy artists... by antonia22301
	I Wish... Dice-A-Roo frustration... by mr_rubber_band
	Pen to Paper Nobody understands my poetry! by aakheperkare
	The Misadvenures of a Pink Lenny Yard Sale I'm not plastic! by immortalmina
	Wishful Thinking Chimney Sweep by barbcat00
	Sutek Muffin You just don't understand... by thegreenmooseofdoom
	Ironies Of Neopia "Lucky Star Encounter" by blubblub317
	Jelly Woes I'm weird by imogenweasley
	Pint Sized It's not an obsession... It's a mad lust! by lachtaube
	Rhetorical Answers I don't think you understand... by floofeh_one
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Taking things way too seriously... by kittylin
	The Cookie Muncher I'm not feeling that well... by dragonanz
	Major Malfunction Little help, please? by moonxtal
	All Ears Need something to do? by tdyans
	Really Confused "About A Buccaneer" by stoneman3x
	The Meerca Siblings #8: Bonzai by comedian872001
	Floofeh Yeah, wonderful neohome. by jupeboxgal
	Giving's Cafe "Losing Customers" by random_joy
	T3h Praedius Is there a point? by arttimo

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The Perfect Match

I’m sure you’ve all heard of the Petpet Puddle, the mini Rainbow Pool where you can go and give your Petpet a cool new Pirate look, or turn it into a live plushie, or just look at all the available colors for your petpet and wish you could afford them. Well, this is not a guide to how to earn NP for that, for the two simple reasons that there are plenty of guides like that out there already, and that different people are good at different things...

Other Stories

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Bringing Home The Gold
Beads of sweat formed on Tyrin the Kougra's head as he carefully moved the loop around the wire. Just an inch more until the end, he thought. Just one inch more... and he could get a gold trophy on this game...

by jeaniesofatso

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Evil Masterminds
"There's Sloth!" I whispered to Yotaria, but she didn't hear, being too occupied with waving a hoof at Darigan. "And Kass! And there's the Jelly Chia, and the Grundo Spider, and... Lyrian?!"

by extreme_fj0rd

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All Day Long, You Think About Sloth!
Lets play a mentally stimulating game with you, my precious reader!

by plushieowner

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Petpetsitter - The Guide
Petpetsitter is a game that has fun involved in it. The point of the game is to make Petpets feel happy with their needs.

by travelerofneopia

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The Nameless Warrior: Part Four
"Your journey is one you must walk alone," the ghost said finally. "Your path is long, filled with the evils of the heart, but you should be able to withstand them."

by moonlit_danaa

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Daughter of a Star: Part Three
"You're out of your mind! I didn't think you would actually make it this far! These Shoyrus are FAMOUS. They don't have time for the likes of you! I'm out of here!"

by shadih_temporary

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