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Issue: 320 | 30th day of Storing, Y9

Comics

	Zombie Goat in Christmas Rock It's right around the corner! by toaster_of_filth
	Qnde & Szoo: A Hugging Problem, Part 2 Why did you bring him to our home...? by shubi5
	Second Hand Shoppe Snafu It's all gone! by sarika_ambrielle
	Ironic Lupe Stories Quick! Eat it without thinking! by iluvlupes250
	Just Kitty Kitty's bitten off a little more than he can chew at his new job... by superfox65
	Shortcut boing by ssjelitegirl
	Unlucky Week New hot color! by greenladysoap
	Neopia Central Team Rivalling the best! Art by _icypanther_ by __lyra152__
	A Tale About Two Kingdoms - Episode 2 Lunch at Meridell Idea by ibiflex by gogolplexplex
	Me'o- neo: 15 Ways to Have Fun Part 1 There are so many evil but fun things to do in Neopia Central and here they are. by montoran
	Chef Bonju Troubles Neopians sure ARE persistent! by tehhotbird
	Painted Problems Ding-Dong! by avrillavigne4ever
	The Valley of Spam Sweet Revenge by chichikokoyamma
	Shoyru Adventures Neopets say the most random things after eating... or drinking... by lawrence_189
	Bits and Pieces - Something has Happened! That poor, poor Poogle... by random_ness_me
	Simply Irony Always talk while eating. by sp64
	Random Can, The Face Mask It's terrifying! by straight_up1
	Oh Fiddlesticks! Don't leave the babies unattended... by chuukii
	Freak-out - The Burglar 2 Later... by ichigostars
	The Royal Disaster: The Worst Job DUNG! Dx by nokikissa
	Allergies The downsides of being furry... by sapphireflames
	Heroes Uh oh. by oxley_
	Progressive Stupidity Yay! Another King Hagan comic! 8D by invader_chloemew
	Eaten Alive Mmmmm... Chia... by samlikesyou
	Cookies And Milk:: THE KASTRALISS Snowager needed a break. by lina_reid
	Random Tales of Interest Never complain about your job. by ridiculousxpuppy
	Ultimate Riches Every neopoint counts. by volcomstone7
	Cheating Old Snargan! Finally, he gets what he deserves! Also by dutchese159 by edmarblecake
	Who Needs Logic? No, I don't normally go around throwing pies into others' faces. Much. by jumpsticks
	The Unexpected Guest Owww... that's not good... by drygani
	Oranges The Chias then would laugh at the little Lupe... :D by ditsta0

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Planning Your Holiday

Consider yourself stress-free, heading towards a vacation you deserve, while your Neopets enjoy their best holiday season yet! There's a catch. Your favourite vacation spot will be packed with holiday-bound tourists in no time, and you need to act immediately...

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Sister
"...Strange to see someone like you here..."

by laurel146

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Strangers in an Unforgiving Land
The petpets were what made the inn stand out in the minds of visitors. There were at least thirty of them...

by eterial

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Best Winter Vacation Spots
So then, where can a bored Neopian go to get away from the stresses of home? What land makes a good vacation spot this dismal time of year?

by sunlight_phoenix

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Muffins vs. Cupcakes: THE SHOWDOWN
Most people don't think muffins and cupcakes hurt when they are thrown at you. But they do. Trust me, I know.

by purple_girl253

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The Ghost of Meridell: Prelude to War - Part Two
Jeran shook his head and buried his face in his hands. In the stillness of the night you could've heard a needle drop...

by kt_fox

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The Atlas Saga, Book One - Return to Neopia: Part Four
"Sloth? Dr. Frank Sloth? He's behind this?"

by spiderboy9115

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