"Daydreams" by rainbow_mist_wave My best friend, Doctor Frank Sloth. Species unknown, age unknown, motive not exactly known, gender un—oh, wait. If I make that faux pas again, he'll have my ear for payment. I'm not kidding; he does that sometimes. Well, he says he does. I know he likes sarcasm, though, so maybe it was all a lie...
A Life Less Interesting: Part Four It was time for Oscar to start his new life. He checked the location of the Tombola and marched off to the northwest, hoping to find the Tombola Man in an agreeable mood...