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Circulation: 174,678,884

Issue: 382 | 6th day of Running, Y11

Comics

	Ghost Meepits for Sale! And they come with free warning labels! by dragonstorm_75
	Obviously Not #1 Trying out for the cheerleading squad Drawn by marilltachiquin by semicutie3
	Meerca Chase Madness Why do they follow him? by sloshypond
	Vacuumfish How convenient, a vacuumfish! Idea by earls by moomy_x
	Little Friends Friend or foe? by verob
	Kadventures Petpetpets can be quite pesky... by blaumann
	Inanimate Objects You ever party with a mushroom? by btcomsa12
	Phantom Sisters #1 - Hotaru's Surprise It's an easy mistake, right? by prkoneko
	The Fantasy You ARE NOT! Also by anikkita by _rafa_16_
	Nothing Has Happened Always talk to your pet before bringing home a new friend... and maybe a doctor too... by ker_berethrou
	Freedom to the Funny Pages - Pound It's all underground! That's how! by nickulla
	I Hate Logic Inflatable Balthazar has beaten you! by yinna65
	Petpetpet-petpetpet!!! There's such a thing as saying pet too many times... by cynzors
	Zapped by the Petpet Lab Ray This petpet has been zapped! by _spooky_cat
	S'more All together now... by thewizardess
	Spooky Brought to you by Virtupets Insta-Grow Rays! by ghostkomorichu
	Drawing a Comic Not a good idea, Sakura... by tiquandowitch
	Water Water Everywhere gasp Also by kosui by marymao
	MY LLAMA WEARS GLASSES ...I'm ever so very nice to my dear pets. =D by sketches
	Something Smells Fishie Poor, unwanted Koi Plushie... by luckyfishie
	Soup of the Day Wait! by stargirl5357
	Dolly! I want a doll! Art by cevierakasky by jessy_lynn96
	That Was Lucky Wow, what luck! by scattle
	Say What?! 1.0 You have no ears... by x_drey
	Customization Hehe! by imthai
	SOLD OUT! Awww... by _pokemon12_63
	Underwater Fishing #2 When the Giant Squid avi came out... Concept by snakeroot by annneonet
	Bored Pets There's just no arguing with them. by thebucketknight
	What happens when... ...you discard items? by kath602
	an untitled neopian comic #1: NT Attempts :D by fizzybubbles6293
	Neopian Daze: Meet Urroo 2 All of your comic are belonging to us. by blackaavar_reborn
	Where Are the Grarrls? This comic explains why there's no Grarrl Keyquest tokens YET! ;D pokes TNT by _metallica13_

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"The 'End' of Polly the Spotted Gelert" by ballerinafaerie
"Yes, sir?" I asked politely. "You can't hog the bench. Others need to use it. Now get yourself home!" He was growling now, his voice low and menacing. I felt quite scared. I hopped off the bench and scurried down the street before he could realise that I had no home to go to. To be honest, I would have expected that to be obvious in the first place, what with my newspaper duvet and wooden bench mattress...

Other Stories

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Never Mess with Superglue
That was the problem with being a pup; everything was too large for her, which made it difficult to steal an extra cookie.

Also by rachelindea

by nummy_yummy_stuff

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Redemption: The Circle Closes
"She was apparently blasted by the Snowager. That was two days ago, and she hasn't been conscious since."

by mamasimios

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Customization Puzzles: Set Two
Your goal is to try and guess the color and what wearable items it takes to complete it.

Also by sarah12__ss

by ellieq38

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A Slorg by Any Other Name
An article about the latest pet-naming trends.

by yampuff

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A Mysterious Heir: Part Six
Syri closed her eyes and waited to be thrown in a cell for the second time today.

by dancer_sakura

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The Sorcerer: Part One
It was discovered that Lockwood had an astonishing talent for magic shortly after his coming of age in the Month of Eating; and he was dispatched with due haste to the abode of the court wizard Lisha in order to cultivate his natural ability.

by jokerhahaazzz

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