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	Politeness of a Pirate The best help you could get... Also by junamai by blaumann
	Wishy Washy I wish... Idea by patjade by dark_elfa
	Starry Stuff Welcome back, LilMarill! by marilltachiquin
	How Krawks started Glowing Uh... by gballz
	Igloo Garage Game Oh dear. Story by janebellefontaine by 0rbiit
	Tweaking Neopian Games #1 Cheese Roller Art by vampirebunny180 by myssinu
	About That - Fight! One mad Shoyru, indeed. by rikyri
	HOOPLA! - Shopkeeper Just a hunch... by _pokemon12_63
	The Brave Drackonack I'll eat you! by thedougman
	Neoquest Madness The enemies of NeoQuest 1 shall be hard... Art by cevierakasky by eletrostatic
	Moot and the Reaper Read it and Reap~ =] by subzeroace
	You Pick a Tennis Ball? Trick or treat... by kittykat9385
	Hide and Seek Rediscover the joys of hide and seek! by this_red_ferrari_kid
	Surviving Neopia In the Battledome... by alangel
	This & That: Magic Tricks When it comes to magic, don't trust Ren... by niquacoolk
	The Perils of Being a Labrat Oh no... what will that crazy Scorchio do next? by id_24
	No Name Required Who says you have to use the lab ray to be a fruit Chia? by miley0724
	Common Sense Don't you know where discarded dung goes?! by supergirl_lazergirl
	Don't Make Some Noise Bad idea. by kristine_uno86
	Pint-Sized ...Oh yeah, forgot about him. ...Again. by lachtaube
	Cosplay You look different today. by tigris_love
	Seven's Company At the Neolodge... by arran_91
	Sketchy Ideas #2: Immune to Royalty Be royal all you like. That doesn't prevent - BZZT Erm... technical difficulties? by kitsukiri
	Spooky I still can't find my scythe! by ghostkomorichu
	neoSPLASH!: Obsession If you wanted my autograph, you could just ask, you know. by pacute_2121
	The Hazards of Practicing on Kreludor zooom by raezyr
	Props and Sets SLUSHIE STYLE! Now, why didn't she build that in the first place? by secret_coder
	Say... CHEESE! Altador Cup Will Darigan Citadel beat Krawk Island? by maryboszy
	Two's a Crowd They'll be the best of friends! by rokurem
	Pep Talk Today's the day! by can_i_get_frozen

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Techo Super-fan

With his infectious enthusiasm that causes others to overuse caps and exclamation points, there is no doubt that the Super-fan is the biggest, the loudest, and the most enthusiastic about the Cup! But a question looms behind the Techo's screaming cheers: Which team is he really cheering for? Is it Krawk Island? Shenkuu? Darigan Citadel? No, no, and NO! The most shocking answer is...

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The Pound: Whether the Species Matters
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A Very Neovian Election: Part Two
With a loud crash, Bruno's statue put his hand through the upper window of a house and pulled out the occupant.

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Flying High: Part Three
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