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Issue: 479 | 28th day of Sleeping, Y13

Comics

	Snowager's Owner Do you know...? by djudju22_8
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 3 Seriously, it's not easy being a P3. by alagfalaswen
	Neo Life Lessons : Part 2 The real life lessons our site teaches us. Art by vampirebunny18 by sarcasticdeath
	The Off Season: Fanmail Shenkuuvian Neomail has a long way to go. by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	For the Lulz - Nutrition Consider the nutritional values when choosing a snack. by mooseydoom101
	Fruit Punch: Ghost Pizza Where's my foot? by farn71
	Open Your Eyes... Do Chias ever open their eyes? by campih400
	The Sponge Peophin ...and he changes colour to Sponge!!! by icanhaskaila
	A neo maly Urp. by saywhatxemma
	Spots, Dots and Carrots You gotta keep up with the news, you know. by lovisa966
	It Takes Skill admiration by qutgrl7
	Uncommon Nonsense Not the best idea... by bbq_ace
	Epic History: Something Had Already Happened Whatcha got there? Idea / anything that required thinking by axe_raider by joel_hudson
	Oh, The Irony... The shop owners are getting a spiffy new look! by leaflunch
	The Guild Of Petpetpets First time entry! If this makes it, thanks to all guildies for being my inspiration! by grimen
	Sisters - Bad Fur Day I won it today for being smart. by lapatanie
	A Speck Of Life Oh no, poor little Kyrii! by yabby_124_
	Usually Not Funny -Hide and scream OLLY OLLY OXEN FREE! by girlthehero
	Super n00b - Wardrobe Wars part 2 Sunny is a new player who had accounts before, but all of her pets are total 'n00bs'. (Well, mostly Nira the Xweetok...) by blackberry2020
	Oh Dahllie... Read... feed... close enough. by pandasaywhat
	The Roleplay Cafe: Wonder Veronica's more realistic than curious. by purrfect_cookie
	In the Symol Hole... I wonder... by fang_blade987
	Feepit Chat smilies confuse me. by feeshifeeshi
	Habitarium Woes Mmm, Mootix. by icon109
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Fuzzle BOO's In which a Skeith loses his dignity. by pikemaster1
	Celebrating Solo The happiest moments in life often go unnoticed, like gold in sand. Idea by alpbffae by winters_footsteps
	Somewhat Presentable - Chia Thief Once you get there, make sure to bang a bunch of pots and pans. by crk524
	Artificial Aishas: Food Fight I want to be the Giant Omelette when I grow up! by goodsigns
	No Technology - Ultimate Bullseye Poor Suke :/ Al is a bad shot... by strawberry_honey
	Random Oddness More fun in Moltara! by mistyqee
	Shades and Hues 07 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 3/15 by mstr_dark
	Vacation Woes Should have taken that cruise to Happy Valley... Also by sarika_ambrielle by x_seabee_x
	BASHER I suppose it happens all the time. by leetmango
	A Qasalan Couple You're Doing It Wrong. by van_kouen
	Save the Faerielanders! Seriously, how is that possible? by emilycox143
	Momma Knows Best Sure, taunt Xandra, if you dare... by umbreon133
	Talk About a Random Valentine's, Part 1 Van can be pretty wise once in a while. by buizelmaniac
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 9) Being a good leader means being able to find good solutions... or knowing what to bribe your teammates with. by hubadawaha
	Neopian Anomaly Geez, that creepy path must be REALLY faint. by lizica166

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