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Issue: 481 | 11th day of Awakening, Y13

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	Magical Hair Run, run from the Magical Hair Usuki! by djudju22_8
	More Hardships of...Habitarium P3s Part 5 Seriously, it's not easy being a P3. by alagfalaswen
	Shades and Hues 09 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 5/15 by mstr_dark
	Boulder Box Fungus problem by snackbox
	TouShoy! ...Not even going to ask. by littlepuffypuff
	On Valentine's Day Happy Valentine's Day! by anoesy
	Love is... ...my feeling for TNT when they publish my work :3 by bluerang1
	The Incredible Edibles - Valentine's Day Edition Kate is going to love my Valentine's Day gift... by seegensays
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: ILU2 Let us be loving, for truffles. Written by deblob5521 by pikemaster1
	The Off Season: Love Letters Spit take in 3... 2... 1... by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Academese #2: Sari's Intro I'm going to be a Defender! by prismfire
	Habiterrorium I mean really... that's some creepy stuff, guys... by greenflavouredink
	Not your Average Habitarium Apartment for P3 for rent in condo. Please no pests. Also for rent. by dnalion
	The REAL reason Plushie Poogles have a vacant stare. Inspired by hottendott's Poogles by mellen48
	Kougra Days - Snowy blah blah blah by _sebis_
	BROS 4 LYFE (Valentine's day edition) Wanna be my valentine? Also by dangercrow by chagrins
	Talk About a Random Valentine's, Part 3 Is it supposed to beep that fast? by buizelmaniac
	Valentines at the Kadoatery Mew? Idea by tsuchityka by lilyed
	Zombie Valentine You make my jaw drop... literally... O.O by gypsygirl20
	Happy Valentines Day! ...but it was too expensive. by smile_hurluberlue
	Against All Odds When you said baby Aishas were sweet, I didn't think you meant it that way! by g0lden_kitsune
	Imposter After being found out at Bart's Apple Bobbing Tank, Imposter Apple attempts to relocate. by icebarrier
	(Un)common Sense - Valentine Edition Will you be my valentine? Art by soccergirl101397 by kuroge
	Just... No. As a side note, MAGAX and Nox were such bros outside of the game and don't you even deny it. by treacherousfriends
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 3 Buying books is an investment. Really. by lizica166
	Valentines Day Mail! Make sure to check your inbox! by invalid_character
	Amikarashui Valentine's Day Special Happy Valentine's Day! by bluecloud300
	Valentine's Chocolate Mmm, chocolate. by 5966001
	... Nevermind. The TFR's prize shop edition. by sheik_93
	The Funnies Perhaps just a TAD too feminine . . . by qlamour
	Xandra's Valentine How... sweet. by illumiinate
	The Floating Islanders- Valentine's Day Better luck next year, Shiishika... by yankeesrule244444456
	Little Critters Do you ever get the feeling... by burning_shadows_79
	The World of Neopia Cutting to the chase by seahorsepond
	CayCaed! UN-Valentines ((for Valentines day issue)) Caedir's tutorial. by kattrish
	Unhinged Happy Valentine's Day!... Or... by sharkies
	Happy... Valentine's Day time to send your love letter :3 by chak_chak
	Random Oddness: Valentines Hope she likes it! by mistyqee
	The Life of Aye! - 4 - Love Comes in Different Forms What's yours? by xwindswept
	Not Punny These puns are PTERIBLE. by nyctosaurus

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"Sure," said Penepiko, "as long as it's not that levitation spell. I've tried it so many times over the past five years I'm sick of it." The spell itself was quite elegant and easy to cast; it was the product of hundreds of generations of Peophins casting and perfecting the enchantment. What irritated Penepiko most was how her rump would float in the air for a few seconds before crashing back into the sand. No matter how hard she tried, she could never...

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Jhudora's Card
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Living in New Faerieland
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How to Impress Your Valentine (For Free!)
Don't buy something generic and tacky just because it's heart-shaped.

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My Life-Changing Realization: Part Two
"Quiet, Saphirie!" the Gnorbu snapped. "I couldn't care less about your little friends; they are of no use to me! But you however, are the one I need," he said with a conniving smile.

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Outcasts: Part Four
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