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Issue: 491 | 22nd day of Eating, Y13

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	Shades and Hues 19 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 15/15 by mstr_dark
	Any Job Will Do - Part 09 ...You wouldn't be capable of hitting a wall if it was in your face. by crainwater
	OTL: Tombola It's better than nothing... by kamagirin
	The Strangest Thing On our way to the Giant Omelette... Art by bananerr by carrbot
	Awkward Picnic Yum? Idea by ownyoursouls by saphireblue3
	Cross Contamination Free food is never refused! by conicer
	Enough is Enough! My owner is the best! by sixpows
	Watching the Clouds The funny shapes clouds make. by ilovejonulrich
	DoTS #4 It's hard to find a good hiding place... by soragin
	Tradition! Tradition! Traaadtiooooooon! Tradition! by greenflavouredink
	An Unlikely Meeting Neopia is more friendly than it may first appear... by irahath_is_oro
	Beyond Random III Artists who can draw neither cacti nor fishing poles should avoid drawing them. Should. by supercheezee
	Doodle Buddies #1 You're doing it wrong... by coopoo942
	M3 1: Spring Cleaning Ah, time for that annual spring clean-up. by alagfalaswen
	Royal Blues Always double check! by spiritroop
	Just Don't Ask - Kass Basher (Part 1) AAA thinks he's good, does he? by raynbow_light
	Size Difference That might explain it. Idea by fireairshadow by futuremrsharrypotter
	The Kadoatery is Not Enough - Part 3 Then when I fight back... by burning_shadows_79
	Saly's Club: Seasons No Spring at the Ice Caves? How come? by djudju22_8
	Literally ~ Zapping The reason owners zap their pets... by pirate_cove
	Speak No More The one place a chocolate pet won't be chased, cooked, or melted. by laehlani
	Healing Mishaps Yeah, sure, that WAS your best... by knimble
	101 Things a Xweetok Will Do For Jelly Beans I'm climbin' outta this comic. Problem? by laser_fire
	Just Another Day In which Cuteness explores the Deserted Tomb of Geraptiku. by miacirclegirl
	Double Letters #1 ... Is that why? by whitieh
	Xweetok Family Newbie battle. by 5966001
	The Goofers You don't mess with Xweetoks when it comes to jellybeans! by lintsuf
	The Flipside You sassing me, you little whippersnapper? by sierramaren
	New Colour: Banana Bananas~ by mooglerz
	3 Royals plus 1 ...Actually... I just zap you randomly. :p by white_tiger0226
	The Life and Times of a PPL Activist Wilbur Wocky travels to Bogshot Swamp... by king_of_all_jetsams
	Unnecessary Complaining It's exhausting... Also by melovechias by roxanna203
	Common Misperception I should have been more specific... by emilycox143
	Er... what? o_O (Easter Edition!) Huh, do you know the answer? by saudadesdagripe
	Random Oddness: Easter Any luck? by mistyqee

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The Kelp Experience

Sometimes, being a ghost has its distinct advantages. In my capacity as a reporter, my deceased state has come in handy on a number of occasions. Now, as I drift serenely through the splendid underwater city of Maraqua, surrounded by colourful plant life and elegant marine petpets, I am entirely grateful for the fact that I do not have to breathe. This extra special "talent" of mine has permitted me the honour of profiling Neopia's most high-end and fashionable restaurant...

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A Legacy Lives On
The man who told me of these stories was an adventurer himself; the land's finest.

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Cheaper than Cheap Customisation!
All the things listed in the cheaper items are, well, cheap, and therefore very affordable no matter what the budget!

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The Negg Faerie's Apprentice
Much to my surprise, it wasn't Kari I found manning the Neggery one fine afternoon in the month of Eating, but a new, younger faerie I had never seen before.

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The Sorceress: Part One
They had asked Jhudora to let Shedars come home for a couple of weeks. Jhudora had been in a good mood and did not burn the letter immediately...

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The Grass is Always Greener: Part Two
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