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Issue: 511 | 9th day of Gathering, Y13

Comics

	Edna's Quest #11 - So Very Wrong Newbies, don't make this mistake! by toffeedatepudding
	Saly's Club: Fishing Book issues? Many. by djudju22_8
	Kougra Stories- Looking for a job 6/9 Yoshiko and Sorami are looking for a job; will they get one? by tachiki
	A Gaggle of Gobblers: Gangee This tiny Petpet has a voracious appetite and will eat almost anything. by fireandice92
	Flapjacks - Wishing Well Take that, Wishing Well! by geckobubbles
	As You Were - Part 04 I'm going to face my doom. by crainwater
	Speak No More: Superheroes Watch out, evil doers, Yellow Sparrow's in town! by laehlani
	The Truth About the Dung Faerie Donated? by terabithian
	Bad Puns #2.5: NT Avatar Woes Why do you always draw NT comics? by cactusthorn2151
	JubJub Mania: Stinky Do you ever... by nickel158
	Locked Comics: The Purpose of Codestones I would like to enroll in... by lockednloaded21
	So Says the Slorg! Guest artist edition! by supercheezee
	Please Keep Your Hands Off of Me What now... by iggy_b_puff
	Rainbowtastic I should really have another male pet... by big_spider
	Comic of Misfortune- Compliments Truly one of the kindest things to say to a zombie. by mutantte
	100 Kinds of Crazy - Snowager Any fight can be one with a kitten. by kouger233
	Coltzan's Shrine You find a shiny dubloon lying in the sand. by sparkleunisterii
	Ventures #2 Intro Part 2. Featuring a slightly petulant Lupe analyst. by neo_coaster363
	Hootenanny A critical evaluation... by bellisimo_star
	Sugar and Spice and Everything Else Lutaris seem to have some abandonment issues... by squareular
	A Mind of Our Own: Eyebrows Those are pretty big eyebrows. by sastu
	Muckla and Customization The NC mall! Makes all your wishes come true! wink by lovisa966
	Just Cake #9 Silly or smart? Hmm. by flameshard
	Neopia's Weird Toys... ...and their even weirder owners. by girlpower836
	Staring Contest Don't play it with a fish. by matsuda__hekino
	My buddy Ghalactic :3 by snuffie
	Jester Revenge is sweet. by zieloh
	Aspirations: To Play? A dance or a lace! by optimystique
	Dr. Death's Day Off A small adventure with two of my pets, who are wondering what Dr. Death does on his days off. by viirli
	Under A Rock (Part 1) What did I miss? by misfit_vampire
	Xweetok Family - An Artist's Dilemma I suffer from this too... by 5966001
	Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 1) How cute. An un-wanted poster. by prismfire
	The Floating Islanders - 25th comic We should have an avatar for this many; then again, we're still working on the wishing well avvie. by yankeesrule244444456
	Life as a Giant: Hide and Seek! Sometimes being a giant isn't easy. (Happy 6th Birthday, Azelli!) by partialtobananabread
	Faerie Bubbles We haven't gone on vacation in a while. by flamingoez
	Tangeriiine's Birthday #5 Everything was all set for Tangeriiine's birthday... by mistyqee

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Guide to Stick Fishing

If you take a trip to the Warf Wharf, home to the hustle and bustle of the island, the centre of theft and trade, gambling and competitions... and, anti-climatically... colouring pages? Anyway, yes, if you take a trip to Warf Wharf, you will notice that when there are no ships at the harbour, the occasional petpet or two will pick up a stick, tie some string around it and begin fishing...

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An Unseen Challenge
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Last Place: Part Two
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More Powerful than Magic: Part Nine
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