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Issue: 511 | 9th day of Gathering, Y13

Comics

	Edna's Quest #11 - So Very Wrong Newbies, don't make this mistake! by toffeedatepudding
	Saly's Club: Fishing Book issues? Many. by djudju22_8
	Kougra Stories- Looking for a job 6/9 Yoshiko and Sorami are looking for a job; will they get one? by tachiki
	A Gaggle of Gobblers: Gangee This tiny Petpet has a voracious appetite and will eat almost anything. by fireandice92
	Flapjacks - Wishing Well Take that, Wishing Well! by geckobubbles
	As You Were - Part 04 I'm going to face my doom. by crainwater
	Speak No More: Superheroes Watch out, evil doers, Yellow Sparrow's in town! by laehlani
	The Truth About the Dung Faerie Donated? by terabithian
	Bad Puns #2.5: NT Avatar Woes Why do you always draw NT comics? by cactusthorn2151
	JubJub Mania: Stinky Do you ever... by nickel158
	Locked Comics: The Purpose of Codestones I would like to enroll in... by lockednloaded21
	So Says the Slorg! Guest artist edition! by supercheezee
	Please Keep Your Hands Off of Me What now... by iggy_b_puff
	Rainbowtastic I should really have another male pet... by big_spider
	Comic of Misfortune- Compliments Truly one of the kindest things to say to a zombie. by mutantte
	100 Kinds of Crazy - Snowager Any fight can be one with a kitten. by kouger233
	Coltzan's Shrine You find a shiny dubloon lying in the sand. by sparkleunisterii
	Ventures #2 Intro Part 2. Featuring a slightly petulant Lupe analyst. by neo_coaster363
	Hootenanny A critical evaluation... by bellisimo_star
	Sugar and Spice and Everything Else Lutaris seem to have some abandonment issues... by squareular
	A Mind of Our Own: Eyebrows Those are pretty big eyebrows. by sastu
	Muckla and Customization The NC mall! Makes all your wishes come true! wink by lovisa966
	Just Cake #9 Silly or smart? Hmm. by flameshard
	Neopia's Weird Toys... ...and their even weirder owners. by girlpower836
	Staring Contest Don't play it with a fish. by matsuda__hekino
	My buddy Ghalactic :3 by snuffie
	Jester Revenge is sweet. by zieloh
	Aspirations: To Play? A dance or a lace! by optimystique
	Dr. Death's Day Off A small adventure with two of my pets, who are wondering what Dr. Death does on his days off. by viirli
	Under A Rock (Part 1) What did I miss? by misfit_vampire
	Xweetok Family - An Artist's Dilemma I suffer from this too... by 5966001
	Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 1) How cute. An un-wanted poster. by prismfire
	The Floating Islanders - 25th comic We should have an avatar for this many; then again, we're still working on the wishing well avvie. by yankeesrule244444456
	Life as a Giant: Hide and Seek! Sometimes being a giant isn't easy. (Happy 6th Birthday, Azelli!) by partialtobananabread
	Faerie Bubbles We haven't gone on vacation in a while. by flamingoez
	Tangeriiine's Birthday #5 Everything was all set for Tangeriiine's birthday... by mistyqee

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"Lucky" by maraqua_berry
Jodie hates the rain. She looks grimly out of the window at it, then switches her gaze to the mirror, to herself. An orange Aisha stares back at her. There are dark rings under her eyes, and her mouth, no matter how hard she tries, refuses to twist into a smile. She looks every bit as miserable as she feels. It's time to go to school...

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The Adventures of Lazerfluf of Antegeroth
Recently, a new knight had joined the Royal Bodyguards, a bumbling and unlucky (but very brave) knight by the name of Lazerfluf.

by lasergu

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Lost and Found
I drifted along. The sun was warm at my back, and down below, all the neopets scurrying along looked so tiny, so adorable.

by mckinleybooksfan

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The Comprehensive Guide to Stick Fishing
If you take a trip to Warf Wharf, you will notice that when there are no ships at the harbour, the occasional petpet or two will pick up a stick, tie some string around it and begin fishing.

by sphericalice

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15 Things Your Draik Will Appreciate
It's Draik Day! Today we have the joy of celebrating those expensive Neopets...

by roversydneygirl

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Enough Adventure for One Day: Part Four
"I can't shake him off!" our owner, Shannon exclaimed as she tried to pull herself into the vent...

by 2dancers2robots

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Just a Little... Different: Part Two
I smiled to myself. It was worth a shot, and if it didn't work, well, it never hurt to have more books around the house.

by nurseryteacher28

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