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	Karl & Hensoy in: Painful Projectiles (what happens in which should be painfully obvious from the title) Idea by hyperknuckles77_tail by stillhensoy
	Oh Em Gee, I'm M.S.P: Shirt In fact, I'm just too lazy to draw a waistcoat v.v by shamaela
	Battle for the Keys! - Part 4 Let's find out who's better! by zemutt
	The Goofers - Jump and Crash The vile consequences of jumping on the sofa... by lintsuf
	Neorage - Codestones Everyone has some neorage once in a while! by clobert
	sanity ltd Just how deep in thought is she? by thunderlight314
	Misfortune of the Gluttonous Pea Chia You shouldn't eat so fast! by aruanahansel
	Upcycled Yessir! by ssjelitegirl
	Restocking Mishap The real reason most people get shop banned. by roxanna203
	We Warned You Not To Feed Them Carrot Can you believe it? by snakesrok3
	Funny Closet? I'm thinking something about Royal Girl Ixi Hat ... by chak_chak
	Alien Aisha Ears - Borovan Borovan is good for you, it puts hairs on your chest! by seahorsepond
	Neopian Science #1 Density Demonstration by sang122
	Bread and Butter Featuring Pie from Peppered Reality by _epiphany_
	THREE FINGERS NO WAY! by spirit_of_stallion
	Hidden Wonder: More Time Games are so hard... by seraphicbrie
	Tayard's Troubles You hear a high pitched scream... by _tiger_nose
	So Says the Slorg! Of Jelly W- argghhh! and its location. by supercheezee
	Sassi Comics: The End Look on the bright side. by seiya_from_ashes
	Some Pets' Owners She's just embarassing herself. by minicoopermissy
	*A Really REALLY* Random Event** Ack! by leaflunch
	The Lulz At the Pound by leeeeemon39
	Cheesy Thrill Seeking Cheese rolls too slow on the gentle slopes of Meridell. by frost_faerie
	Insert Title Here Sorry, Hazard, you don't get a childhood unless you're painted baby. by halloween_luck
	The Ginger Sidekick Club As if being a ginger wasn't hard enough. by usulblue444
	Doglefox Duets: Weather Woes Pun intended. by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	Half Cheese Jelly- The Pound We're going to the Pound! by galapagospenguin
	Fashion Trouble Happy Brightvale Day! My little Poogle is not a fan of dresses. by sara1elo
	Random Oddness Have some fun! by mistyqee

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"Diary of a Mad Usuki Collector" by dr_tomoe
My anger management coach said that I was making great strides. As a gift, he gave me this diary to contain my thoughts and to mention things that might get me angry, so I can try to manage it better. Yeah, it's easy for him to say. He doesn't have to keep cleaning up messes in a big statue hall every day! He doesn't realize how dirty those floors get with tourists coming in day in and day out to visit the Hall of Heroes! Always coming in with their muddy shoes! GAH!

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Pabu the Snow-wrangler
The sounds of their footsteps seemed deathly loud as they went farther back in the icy, barren cave. Time seemed to slow down...

by the_kitten_master

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Usuki Singing Stars #12: No Place Like Home
"Do we even know her REAL name? And what if she's some idiotic glitter lover who doesn't mind salsa dancing in ugly pants? THEN what will we do?"

by downrightdude

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Six Reasons Why Map Pieces Aren't Numbered
How many hours have we spent comparing little scraps of paper, counting how many palm trees or Waleins we have?

by gigandetsgirl

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Questioning the Magma Pool Guard
Today, I'm bringing you an interview with the Magma Pool Guard, that illustrious Tonu that stands between Neopians and their chance to paint their pet a very exclusive magma color.

by impellent

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Chronicles of the Chosen: Taking Flight - Part Three
"Me? Nervous? Never!" I tried my hardest to keep my voice even, but still it cracked when I spoke. Obviously, this was caused by the depleting oxygen in the hallway. NOT nervousness.

by pretsel_is_back

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Dissonance: Part One
"No, I'm afraid that your time is up; your taxes are due," I interrupted, strolling past him into his house uninvited. It was a rundown sort of place...

by lithoxide

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