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	Eclectic Antics: Neohomes In other news, Neopian homelessness is now at an all-time low of 90%! by amarettoball
	Baelia's Burdens #2 It might be time for a trip to the dentist… Also by alexipharmic by certifiabletrash
	Neolodge vs. Kadoatery Ouch, that's gotta hurt Also by chantili_doce by tedypicker
	Neopets Hint Playing Dice-A-Roo is a good way to get food Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	The Life of Fruit and Veggie Chias We're just poking fun! by flustre
	Dr. Sloth's Invasion Army Abort the plan, ABORT. Also by sophieauditore by iluminescent
	Life As A Kad: The Struggles Everyone knows that kads are challenging petpets to keep... by anniversarium
	NeoPaper: Question We All Wondered About Well, now you know! by mbredboy31
	See, This Is Not Boring Ugh, I made the wrong choice. by goldensif
	Hard Working Or hardly working? Also by parody_ham by petpet_92_24
	Durian Difficulties: Part 1 Super Durian to the Rescue! Also by bha288 by joslucca3000
	Mud Coffee And he melts in the rain, too. by goron0000
	The Magma Incident Be careful what you wish for... by waternymph12
	The Struggle With Snowwy I just don't get it. by brooklyn3223
	Random Oddness Her hair is more accurate than the weatherman. by mistyqee
	Gaining a Level in NeoQuest How about not so loud next time? Also by murillion by shadowlugia_92
	Mean Grarrls Green is clearly the best colour. by cyallia

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An Avatar Hunter's Letter to the Spacerocked! Grundo

Obtaining games avatars are a grueling task. They require expert skill and hours of practice. (Usually - I’m looking at you, Kass Basher) Avatar hunters know that after the first few hours of gameplay your mind tends to... wander a bit. You begin to ponder your Neopian existence. Why am I here? What am I doing? Why have I been flinging space rocks for the past two hours? Am I hungry? I think I’m hungry. I’ll get lunch... after this last rock.   What was I saying? Oh yes, avatar games. This is one of those moments. I present to you my letter to a presumably deranged space rock flinging Grundo.

Other Stories

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The Second Piece
Dempsey Rowen was many things, and a complainer was most certainly one of them. The day after their visit to Meridell, Dempsey began to complain of a sore throat. Halfway through the day he began to cough, and by the time the four travelers reached Brightvale, the Halloween Kougra was positively miserable.

by graveyardcandyapple

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Gieva's Story: A Dream Come True
“Gieva! Oh Gieva, where are you? I’m so worried!” Gieva’s owner cried out. “Scampy, whatever are we going to do? She’s so small and petite swimming out in the big ocean, who knows what might happen.”

by incheesuswetrust

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Countering the Stereotype: The "Vain" Uni
An article arguing for the end of labeling Unis as "Neopia's most vain creatures"

by puddydog

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Secretly Available or Just Showing Off? The NCC Guide to “Not UFT” Lists
Trading Neocash items can be a tricky business. The NCC (Neocash Chat) board is one of the friendliest places on the site, but the very nature of trading items that cost real money makes for frequently contentious issues. One of these issues is the existence of “not UFT”, or closet, lists.

by rayoceanweaver

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Two
I felt like I had been struck by a wall of bricks. Everything crumbled, and I plunged into a nightmare. I vaguely remember the teacher shrieking as a strong arm yanked me from the floor, his merciless glaze looking down on me.

by ummagine3284

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the Framed Detectives: Part Eight
I groaned. "Everyone still thinks that Jane, Natia, and I are thieves," I answered. "I'm going to talk to Queen Fyora to clear our names. I'm a little surprised she didn't do anything already."

by chasing_stars44

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