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Guess the Character 4

Do you think you know everything about Neopia? Time to find out!

by dtrg
Darkest Corner

Furry Troubles

by dark_elfa
The Adventures of Minion #229: Food For Thought

Another day as a minion...

by gerixd
Dozens: Appearances Matter

Appearances matter!

by mandy_wong
Uhhg uggh

I'm finally going to get the avatar...

Also by afoxy

by buzzmoe

Dice-a-WHO? #1

Yum...snot...

Also by forever_be_us

by rayoceanweaver

It's November

After Halloween comes...

by lepetitpoulet
Chef's Salad

May I take your order?

Also by Patjade

by izzywizard

Petpet love

Didn't see that one coming...

by anhong_12
101 Uses for The Neopian Times

Well yeah that's one way...

by naama_mikeas
Neopian Nutshell: Park Ranger

Esurynti might want to think about a new job...

by a_cockatiel_a
The Art of Distraction

Fancy a spin?

by paperjeans
Neopets Is Another Year Older!

From the beginning to now, here's to another year with Neopets!

by rafizi
Happy 18th Birthday, Neopets!

Dedicated to all the other adults still playing Neopets!

by voiceprint
The Birth of the First Chia

Once upon a time a Chia was born...

by seluker406
 
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"Albert the Kacheek's Birthday" by butterflybandage
"Where is that darned shopkeeper at?" The young Kacheek grumbled to himself, holding a lantern high above his head, cradling a (very expensive) Gorerito with his left hand. The night sky was speckled with bright silver stars and the sound of feral Petpets’ growls, hoots, and yips filled the chilly air. As spooky as the scene was, the Kacheek was accustomed to the ambience and was more concerned with finding that darned Bruce. This was a typical night for Albert. Having been kidnapped by the Esophagor years earlier, the Kacheek spent his days (and evenings) fetching spooky foods for the strange creature. Often on this trips alone, he would imagine what his life would’ve been like if he never wandered into the Haunted Woods that fateful day. What his garden would look like; how many new species of flora were discovered; if the Buzzes that lived in his garden were doing well … he dreamt of a day where he could accomplish the Esophagor’s quest in time, where he could leave the Mutant Graveyard, where he could have his precious flowers. But that day was not today, especially if he couldn’t find that darned Bruce. Albert had already finished his daily quota of quests (which is ten), but when he was carving funny depictions of the Esophagor on a gravestone, he heard his name being called. He huffed and made his way towards his master, and gawked when the giant blob had the gall to ask for an eleventh quest. When Albert tried to refuse, the Esophagor threatened him mercilessly. When that didn’t work, the Esophagor began throwing rocks.




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Nameless Grey
Amaya's story.

by sadu_chan

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Albert the Kacheek's Birthday
Sometimes you’re dealt a bad hand, but that doesn’t mean you give up. You find the positive.

by butterflybandage

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Four Legged Friends (FLF) Fall 2017
As the leaves change colour and the air turns to a cool, crisp breeze, it is time to check out some of the Fall 2017 NC customization items.

Also by 987654321_hj

by piinkskullz


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Beyond the Standard Trophies
Secretly we may aspire to more, but unless we love playing games or have a gift for them, we tend to stick to the more obtainable ones. I have a few suggestions for game trophies that are slightly less common, although still relatively straightforward to obtain.

by avielend

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Clara Chatham Shenkuu Plot: Part Three
Clara Chatham visits the Royal Palace

by restisunwritten

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Defenders of Neopia – Where They’ve Been
A lonely chia was falling through the clouds. He glanced around at all the mountains rushing up to greet him. He had been falling for as long as he could remember, but he noticed he was finally getting closer to the ground.

by grimmbones7



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