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	Under the Iron Fist of Dr. Sloth - Ep. I The Life of Zvak the Grundo by xorag
	Return to Neo #03 Silent Treatment by cami_v27
	Best part of Altador Cup All worth it.. art by: naama_mikeas by itsbah
	Give me a sign... Aw jeez... by k3l26
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	Dice-a-WHO? #8 Boing Also by forever_be_us by rayoceanweaver
	Snow is no good Aww man I just wanted to eat a snowflake.. by rafa_potter
	The True Ghost Lupe sweet or sour? by frenchtoasts
	When Neopets Cosplay I spent 6 months on this costume... by kaddisti
	Wraithcon X - Weapons Wednesday Nunya can create things out of anything he desires. And weapons are his specialty! by krabbox
	Random Oddness Full steam ahead! by mistyqee
	Soup Faerie Woes What must I do? by thebiscuitbunch
	Bad Joke Hissi (Part Two) You've heard of dad jokes; well now we have Bad Hissi Jokes! by dukula

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"A Letter to the Freaky Factory Thief" by moonandflowers
Dear Purple Grundo Sir, Hello. I am a worker at what me and my coworkers have come to call the "Freaky Factory", one of Krelufun’s toy factories. I have seen you there, on my shift, stealing toys from the line after I have just made them. I won’t ask you why you do such things, I only ask that you stop. I implore that you please, please stop. For one thing, you’re making my job a lot harder than it needs to be, and I am not the one you need to be punishing. I know that you think you’re hurting Dr. Sloth in your thievery, but I promise you, he his not hurt in the slightest by your acts. You know who is? Me. And me alone. I am not your enemy, sir. I am just another cog in the wretched machine we call Dr. Sloth’s Empire. A cog with bills to pay. A cog that you’re actively trying to… throw… rust on? Okay, that metaphor broke down pretty quickly. You get my point. And let’s talk about the margin you must be making off these toys. It seems like you’ve dropped a hefty amount of neopoints to go as unnoticed as possible in our factory. Painted purple, with an outfit that perfectly matches our piping system? I mean, that’s some dedication, I’ll give you that. But how much of that are you really making back by selling our figures? I know I personally shoo you off the line anytime I see you (distracting me from my work, I might add,) and I would assume my coworkers would do the same on their shifts.

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A Letter to the Freaky Factory Thief
Dear Purple Grundo Sir,

Hello. I am a worker at what me and my coworkers have come to call the “Freaky Factory”, one of Krelufun’s toy factories. I have seen you there, on my shift, stealing toys from the line after I have just made them. I won’t ask you why you do such things, I only ask that you stop.

by moonandflowers

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A Brief Guide To A Successful Altador Cup
The annual Altador Cup is here! The Altador Cup is a favorite event of many Neopians and they look forward to it each and every year. By now I’m sure you’ve already chosen who to support, whether it be the team you’ve been loyal to for years, or an underdog team you’ve never supported before. Everyone knows what the Altador Cup is, and how to participate. But do you know how to make the most out of it and have the most successful and enjoyable time? Here are my tips for the most successful and enjoyable Altador Cup experience this year!

by __anime__luver__

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25 New Avatar Ideas for the Avatar Obsessed
Avatars are one of the single most collectible rewards on the Neopets site and oftentimes the “status” of ones account is judged on how many avatars they have earned. Avatars were achievements before such a thing was mainstream.

by sick_swimmer

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Hope For New:Part Three
“How did you...Toto….but Melissa…I thought that...” I had so many questions, and I couldn’t finish a single one.

by hazelsmartotop

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Neovia's Corruption:Part Two
“I never really knew how eerie the Haunted Woods was until now.” Queen Nera commented as she followed King Altador through the dark forest. She didn't want to fall too far behind him. Who knows what was in these woods? It could be wraiths, dark faeries, or even worse...the Kiko Lake Team.

by trishabeakens

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