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Underdogs: Part One

"Nobody on our team even has legs."

Art by nut862

by nut862

In Other Words: Part One

"Awesome show, guys!" Sed exclaimed as the three band members strolled down the dark Altador streets.

by vanessa1357924680
 
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Mutant Misconceptions



A common misconception is that the colour mutant is meant to be the literal meaning of the word, when, in fact, it is an acronym! M.U.T.A.N.T. really means Meek and Utterly Tender-hearted Adorable Neopets that are Tickle-able. I'm not kidding, folks! These pets are all about giggling, being happy, spreading joy and baking cupcakes! These pets are a true testament to the saying "You can't judge a book by its cover..."



Other Stories


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Empathetic Raindrops
He had even refused the petpets that his owner bought him; he didn't want to sadden the poor creatures. He was not fit to take care of anyone.

by sylviau

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Virtupets® Synchronous Conferencing Console
spacefaerie00: Is this your latest plot to take over Neopia, Sloth?

drfranksloth: No, of course not! *innocent face*

Also by rosabellk

by ginny_invisible


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Mutant Misconceptions
In honour of Mutant Day, I encourage everyone to go out and make a new mutant friend! :)

by enchantmentunknown

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Mutant Graveyard of Doom II Guide
You are Albert, a mutant Kacheek transformed by the Esophagor. If Albert wants to be switched back to normal, he has to fetch some items for the Esophagor first.

by o0seagaru0o

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Probably Problematic
S'no problem!

by chagrins

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Jhudora's Quest
You have 20 minutes, Darkest Faerie.

by megax1



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