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Neopia Central is a really busy place. It's not my fault I got tossed around a bit here and there, maybe into the auction house... Mom never looked at me like the people in here did, their noses turned up and wrinkled, their faces full of pity, distaste, and— I couldn't believe it— fear. Maybe I was a little scuffed up, but I didn't look too different from them, did I?

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