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Chomp!

"Enjoy it," she told me. It was almost a snarl, and depressingly dark. It was as if she was saying, "Enjoy it, because it will be gone soon."

by shadowcristal
Jhudora: The True Story

"Oh yes, go consult with your Queen," said Malexa who had been watching Jhudora through her Crystal Ball. "I'll be waiting."

by wiseowl1
A Story Of Two Unis

"You want to come with me after school to get my new Petpet? Maybe sleepover or something? It's a Friday, you know."

by mimidot
Horrors of the Bathroom

"Come on, guys," said Kat earnestly. "Now how bad can it be? It's not like it will drown, bite or smite us, right? It's just a toilet!"

by precious_katuch14
Rimmer's Story

"_A_J_Rimmer_ to Dr. Sloth's office at once!"

by immortalmina
Subject G20K

"The poor guy. What are you going to do with him now?"

by child_dragon
Danae's Regret

"Come on, Danae!" said Caressa, sighing. "I spoil you way too much. I am going to get another pet and there's nothing you can do about it!"

by xxaquagalxx
Will You Not Dance?

The song he was playing came to an end, and he began another. It was sad; his songs were always sad now.

by extreme_fj0rd
 
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