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![](//images.neopets.com/pets/happy/zafara_baby_baby.gif) | Baby Angel: Growing Up"Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping
her arms wildly...
by shadowcristal | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/happy/yurble_yellow_baby.gif) | The Vampire Next Door"You're just saying that because you don't know
the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best
comeback ever.
by petlove1995 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/163_omelette.gif) | You Can't Get Away From OmelettesI drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the
star-shaped stained glass window...
by ponypeophin | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/closeattack/zafara_green_right.gif) | A Thief's PromiseFinally, the outline of a hooded figure could
be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every
now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along...
by summerlove77 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/220_excited_chia.gif) | The WORST Wednesday in My LifeIf ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon.
His name is Bob.
by peterpuffin1 | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/ldp_11b_bma923y5.gif) | Tomos: Before the Plot"Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as
he was dragged away from his mother...
by mischa_rox | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/220_doorknob.gif) | The Story of the Magic DoorknobNow, you may be wondering, how did an innocent
little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two...
by lovetheyardstick | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/220_wockycookies.gif) | DownhillI remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because
it was the least perfect day of my life...
by ruff_zette | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/happy/lupe_robot_baby.gif) | LUPE-X9Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot
Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth...
by dan4884 | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/ldp_15a_dse8qj37.gif) | About Sunburn"Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll
go to Sakhmet."
by child_dragon | ![](//images.neopets.com/new_shopkeepers/1524.gif) | Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose!Half of them seem to be delirious
from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations
of this beast they call the Xweetok...
by kool_rachy |
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Xweetok Conspiracy?![](//images.neopets.com/caption/sm_caption_647.gif)
The Xweetok, Neopia’s newest inhabitant. At first it may seem harmless; you want to pick it up and cuddle it. Of course it is the cutest little rodent that you have ever laid eyes upon, but something seems wrong with it. Its eyes are twitching, following all the inhabitants of the room like a hawk...
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Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2] Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my
days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]...
Also by faeriegurl4lyfe
by fip |
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Inexorable: Part Three Ryddle rushed up to the ghost Lupe, leaving the rather confused
Tyger on the front steps. "Phantom! You didn't tell us you'd be coming!"
by haannsolo |
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