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Baby Angel: Growing Up

"Look at me!" she cried out to her owner, flapping her arms wildly...

by shadowcristal
The Vampire Next Door

"You're just saying that because you don't know the joys of making cookies!" I replied, and in my opinion that was the best comeback ever.

by petlove1995
You Can't Get Away From Omelettes

I drummed my pen on my desk, staring straight at the star-shaped stained glass window...

by ponypeophin
A Thief's Promise

Finally, the outline of a hooded figure could be seen at the base of the great mountain. It began its ascent, stumbling every now and then when a particularly strong gust of wind came along...

by summerlove77
The WORST Wednesday in My Life

If ever there was an evil lemon, then I have met that lemon. His name is Bob.

by peterpuffin1
Tomos: Before the Plot

"Mother! Mother!" he screamed frantically as he was dragged away from his mother...

by mischa_rox
The Story of the Magic Doorknob

Now, you may be wondering, how did an innocent little Shoyru like me ever get mixed up with these two...

by lovetheyardstick
Downhill

I remember the day perfectly. So perfectly, because it was the least perfect day of my life...

by ruff_zette
LUPE-X9

Greetings, my title is LUPE-X9; I am a Robot Lupe serving under the glorious reign of Dr. Sloth...

by dan4884
About Sunburn

"Alright, alright!" I finally howled, "We'll go to Sakhmet."

by child_dragon
Caution: Cute & Kind Xweetoks on the loose!

Half of them seem to be delirious from fever from these terrible tropics, and the rest seem to be having hallucinations of this beast they call the Xweetok...

by kool_rachy
 
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Xweetok Conspiracy?



The Xweetok, Neopia’s newest inhabitant. At first it may seem harmless; you want to pick it up and cuddle it. Of course it is the cutest little rodent that you have ever laid eyes upon, but something seems wrong with it. Its eyes are twitching, following all the inhabitants of the room like a hawk...



Other Stories


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Xantan's Guide on Correct Neopets Behavior
Neopia - a place where it is all seemingly pleasant and peaceful; the truth is that it has some unhappy Neopets and owners.

by xantan51

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Is Newer Really Better? [Part 2]
Arr, I'm telling ye, tha ol' games be betta' than all them new games! In my days, we'd sit 'n enjoy a good game of [some game no one ever heard of in their life]...

Also by faeriegurl4lyfe

by fip


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Inexorable: Part Three
Ryddle rushed up to the ghost Lupe, leaving the rather confused Tyger on the front steps. "Phantom! You didn't tell us you'd be coming!"

by haannsolo

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The Battle of the Lucky Coin: Supplemental Text - Part Three
I asked her why a magnificent being had gone through such trouble to help an ordinary figure such as myself. And this is where I learned the identity of the one who had put me in this unfortunate little predicament...

by kublakhan27

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The Ultimate Burger
What happens when the 'Ultimate burger" isn't ultimate enough?

by chasing_my_shadow

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Sanity Obsolete
Do you know why no one does your quests?

Art by nut862

by evanescent_pudding




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