Short Stories

	Shoes I like to stare at shoes. It's always been one of my fancies, looking at all of the plastic, the leather, the cotton I could never have. by nativsis
	Actions and Words This part of my story began in the Pound, just like many other Neopets. by blackghoulmon
	Confessions of a Giant Squid Being the king of all that is Underwater and Fishing, I have responsibility over everything that is Underwater and Fishing. by fallingrain05
	Three Kreludan Rocks "Don't play dumb with me," Valka snapped, slamming a hoof on his desk making the two jump. "Those three rocks you collected while you were off strutting around Kreludor." by matjake44_3
	Paper Butterflies He pins the Neopian Times on his wall, frames and hangs them like butterflies. by ralph89170
	The Virtual Tour Guide: Identification Number 0400 "How do you destroy Evil Fuzzles?" by o_liveandlearn_o
	The Magician Cometh 'Do forgive me if I sound a touch rude,' she added, drawing a long breath of the majestic fragrance of the rose, 'but just who are you? How did you get into my home?' by d_morton
	Unlucky Issue Four Hundred The magazine was the four hundredth issue of "Neopia Fashion Monthly," and it lay open to the page that had just informed Phairix that her long trunk was just not "in." by taipeiss
	The 400 Steps to Kreludor Flurple was a starry Kacheek, but more than that, he was a dreamer. by mamasimios
	400 Times The Madness This morning started out the same as usual. by chipmunks_rule
	A Fruit Machine Frolic for Issue Four Hundred P.S. we would like to inform you that you have been voted most likely to be abducted by Alien Aishas. by larkspurlane
	Always Look on the Brightvale Side of Life It started as every adventure should- with a theme song. by silent_snow
	Counting Woes "Her name is Kaley," Amy said. "I just got her today." She held out her arms for Cassie to look at the pet. "What do you think?" by maltese51191
	A Chance Friendship Suddenly my owner sat up straight, her eyes widening. "Is that the time? Coincidence, I have to go." by joey200010
	The Weewoo Nest Ma says that I shouldn't sit out there for so long, since I'll catch a cold. But I told her that I haven't ever seen a cold, so how could I catch it? by jayo289

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The Neopian Times Phrases
Where did they come from? What do they mean? We are here to help in the first ever compilation of the Neopian Times Random Phrases.

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Celebrate the 400th with 400NC!
How best to spend your 400NC budget in celebration of the 400th edition of the Neopian Times!

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The Curse: Part Eight
The next day Lord Darigan arrived back again quite unexpectedly. Lockwood was, in fact, exactly in the middle of an excessively complicated spell...

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A Very Neovian Election: Part Six
"It's a long shot, but it might just work," she said half to herself and half to her Meowclops.

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Blah Blah -400th Issue special-
Toilet paper + TNT HQ?

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Birds of a Feather
What's that on your head?

by neogirl4749

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