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Flowper

Amiaxa desperately wanted a petpet.

by chestnuttiger787
King Sloth: A Day in My Life

My name is Sloth - Your Majesty Lord King Sloth, to be precise. I am going to give you readers the privilege of reading about a day in my life...

Also written by bobcatplayer_1_0_2

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

The Rusty Chain - A Home for Abandoned Spooky Pups

The thing was shivering with the cold and wet. Its fur was all matted and its four ears drooped all the way to the ground...

by rainingzomutts
Bob Didn't See It Coming!

For as long as he could remember, Bob had been a loyal petpet, a trustworthy companion for Max, the Faerie Acara.

by bandagor_3737
Stray

Whenever he would even think about taking the smallest bit of food, just enough to fill his tummy a bit, he would get something thrown at him, or he would be thrown out.

by lissiekat10
Finding Aiko

In the distance, I heard birds singing and water trickling.

I had no idea what I was doing here.

Or, more importantly, where I was.

by tooxie

The Diary of A Pirate Snowbunny

It has been a year since that dreadful blizzard. I still remember that day like it was yesterday.

by sarahbunnii
A Feepit's Tale

"Captain," the static infused voice greeted me. "The Green Kacheek forgot his umbrella."

"Fortunate then, that it is not raining," I replied, to verify my identity.

by neo_cool_dude12

Ben and the Great Turmaculus

Each year they would hold a giant feast for Turmaculus...

by rose_consumption
Ona Without an Owner

There was once an Ona, who was so defiantly against the idea of being purchased that he spent all of his days hiding under a loose floorboard...

by mrs_cherish
It's Kind Of A Smelly Story

Balluna the Mutant Blumaroo and How He Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Slorg

by flyingape
 
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Have you ever wondered why the PPL allows Yooyuball to be played? Sure, it's an important tradition, but why should anybody be allowed to hurl petpets around like that? Yooyuball might seem like a dangerous sport for Yooyus at a glance, but the PPL has made sure that it presents no problems for them whatsoever. Here are five of the most important aspects that the PPL has...



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Why The South Pole Should Be Neopia's Next Land
Even the oldest of maps showed that at the south-most point of Neopia is a land of ice. Yet no explorer has journeyed to see what is hidden in this frigid world.

by a_greenparrot

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Why Yooyuball is Allowed by the PPL
A certified safe sport.

by emilyralphy

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The Game of Master Hog: Part Two
Her night vision was failing. Every cautious step deeper into the labyrinthine network of tunnels only weakened her senses...

by d_morton

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Only Human: Part Two
"I'll grant you your wish. I'll allow you to join me among the ranks of the dark faeries, and grant you immortality. But in exchange..."

by futurevetpet

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No Fooling!
A tribute for Petpet Appreciation Day

by aruanahansel

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Mr. Slug vs Dr. Sloth 4
You must be this tall to warrant Dr. Sloth's attention.

by supercheezee



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