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Issue: 580 | 1st day of Awakening, Y15 |
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![](//images.neopets.com/nt/nt_images/580_jhudora_aisha.gif) | An Unlikely SolutionMaria frowned. "I really want to do something special for you this year, though... Are you really sure?"
by xinnocenceagainx | ![](//images.neopets.com/new_shopkeepers/2023.gif) | To Be RobotThe first thing I remember is being abandoned...
by gabjasfriends4ever | ![](http://pets.neopets.com/cp/mtxqzrjz/1/2.png) | Fly Away Draik"How pathetic, you can't even fly."
That was the last thing my owner ever said to me.
by w4lly | ![](http://pets.neopets.com/cp/8hf9wfo6/1/2.png) | VIP Infiltration"We believe the club is frequented by a couple of crime lords," he had said in the mission briefing. "We want you to get in there, plant a listening device, and get out..."
by blackghoulmon | ![](//images.neopets.com/new_shopkeepers/1769.gif) | Chef HobanTo all those who've worked in a kitchen, this is for you.
by cyber1ofkakoradesert | ![](http://pets.neopets.com/cp/2zwz6mom/1/2.png) | The Cybunny and the Faerieland Library"I love books. It's always been my dream to work in the Faerieland Library."
by star138 | ![](//images.neopets.com/backgrounds/sketch/150_meepit.gif) | Inside the Mind of A Deranged MeepitI'm here to correct the notion that meepits are vile and scary creatures.
Because we're not.
REALLY.
Also by mookaa
by chat_adik | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/nt_images/531_jhudora_party.gif) | Interview with a Minion... of Jhudora"I'll be your guide this afternoon. For those of you who've never done the climb before, please note that you do so of your own free will and Jhudora is not liable for any damages to property or person."
by jadianne | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/nt_images/580_darigan_techo.gif) | Zapping Consequences"No, I suppose not," said Illusen. "Your owner's been taking you to the lab ray, I take it?"
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Jhudora Day Guidelines![](//images.neopets.com/neopedia/259_darkfaerie.gif)
Jhudora Day is perhaps the most un appreciated day of the year. It's a day of the year where Jhudora can celebrate herself, I guess. Unfortunately, many Neopians end up being sucked into a vortex created by Jhudora on this day, for not following her Jhudora Day rules. Now, I know what you're thinking: "What can I do to avoid be sucked into a vortex, and what are Jhudora Day rules??" It's very easy; read on!
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Overboard: Part Three Karina had already spent thousands of neopoints to hire the Defenders of Neopia, as well as several other rescue teams to search for Xepen in the ocean and the land surrounding the area the ship had crossed. So far there had been no luck...
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Unbreakable: Part Six This isn't getting us anywhere! the Draik thought with a snarl as Aethia's Eyrie made another pass at him. His own Uni swerved out of the way, and Hirok spat a stream of fire at his opponents for good measure.
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