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Beware of HTML5 Conversion Fraud


by ziemelbriedis

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Many Neopians have become victims of fraud with counterfeit goods - Potion of HTML5. Rumours claim that these potions are the only way to adapt to the new HTML5 changes that Neopia is facing. Defenders of Neopia are calling on inhabitants to be careful and prudential.

     In recent months, Neopia has undergone significant improvements related to Flash conversion to HTML5 that are affecting the lives of many of its inhabitants. As the situation is still not stable, it is creating favourable conditions for the activities of various fraudsters.

     Defenders of Neopia have come to the notice that for several months Neopians are receiving informational notices indicating that due to the conversion of Flash to HTML5, several spots and things will be reviewed and disposed of if they do not meet the new standards. Notices also state that this applies to Neopians who will not be ready to accept the new HTML5 system. Accordingly, the only way to survive this difficult time of change is to use the Potion of HTML5 daily until the situation has stabilized. The exact price of Potion of HTML5 is unknown. According to the victims, it varies starting with 1,5 million NPs per unit.

     A Neopet who asked to stay anonymous told that he read in Neopian Times (as it turns out it was a fake issue, published by someone under the name Chet Flash) an article stating that changes in Neopia are inevitable and only those who will morph, only they will survive. The article stated that supporters of Potion of HTML5 include The National Neopian Bank, Water Faerie from Healing Springs, Tiki Tack Man from Tombola, Shop Wizard, etc.

     The Bank Manager of the National Neopian Bank agreed to give their statement: “Potion of HTML5? No, the National Neopian Bank is an official institution. We don’t have any ties with dangerous products. Speaking of which, lately we have noticed that Neopians are withdrawing huge amounts of NPs. Of course, it is not our business what they do with their NPs but it is quite strange to see how clients with Ultimate Riches accounts in a few weeks have less than 1 million NPs in their bank account. On the other hand, clients with Millionaire Platinum or smaller accounts are asking for loans but we don’t provide such service. We ask our clients to be provident.”

     Defenders of Neopia in collaboration with two of Neopia's most famous detectives Shylock Usulski and Grotson are currently investigating cases regarding Potion of HTML5. Investigators encourage everyone who has fallen victim to this fraud or has any information about the culprit, its associates, or potion itself to report to authorities. The responsible parties provisionally declined to comment any further in order not to affect the investigation.

     From unofficial sources, it is known that authorities have questioned most known Neopia’s criminals like some members of Thieves Guild, Scorchio Thief, Techo Thief, Grundo Leader Garb, Bug Brothers, and others. Judging from the history of mentioned criminals, it is unlikely that any of them could be behind this fraud.

     One of the suspects who most likely has a history of committing a crime like this is Purrow who is one of the Aisha Thieves. He is known as a skilled thief who has already tried to go behind everyone's back just for an idea (more information in Neopian Times Issues 682-684, 3 part series "Rumored Legacy", author: _abiz_). Some wizard from Neopia Central once reported that Purrow stole a potion recipe from him. It was a powerful potion that could grant amazing agility. Suspicion is quite high as no one has heard anything from Aisha Thieves and their whereabouts are unknown.

     Thanks to the evidence provided by the victims, investigators in collaboration with scientists found out the composition of potions.

     One of the experts was Ixi Chemist who was rather disappointed with the results: “From the samples I have received I can guarantee that this mixture is nothing more than a berry juice or water. Apart from quenching thirst, nothing more will happen if you drink it. I could have made something better, something more convincing than this garbage. An unstable compound would be fun.”

     Another Neopet who also asked to stay anonymous told that he purchased several Potions of HTML5: “Even though every single of them tasted differently and nothing happened, I still didn’t suspect that something may be wrong. The first time I bought one, I contacted them by sending a Neomail to the address that was mentioned in Neopian Times (fake issue, published by someone under the name Chet Flash). The meeting was held behind Wanderer Camp. They told me to wear Gold Glitter Shoes. A strange figure in a long dark cloak approached me and asked me to show him the money. When he made sure the money was there, he held up a round glass flask with a yellowish liquid. He also gave a card where to send the next request for the purchase. Every next meeting had a different time, place, and requirements. As for the supplier - their body was entirely covered with cloth and their voice sounded different each time.”

     By the given information of victims, the trade with Potion of HTML5 has taken place in almost every part of Neopia, regardless of whether it has converted from Flash to HTML5 or not.

     The Mayor of Moltara almost witnessed one of these meetings: “Moltara City is still adapting to the new changes, hence some features are temporarily postponed, like, collecting worms. From the beginning, the decrease in visitors was noticeable, but recently there has been a growing interest in Empty Lantern from Lampwyck's store. We couldn’t figure out why till someone confused me with another. They said that they were supposed to meet someone between Town Hall and Cog’s Tog to purchase Potion of HTML5 and that they had to have an Empty Lantern as a sign. Of course, I have informed the Neopian Authorities.”

     Defenders of Neopia thanks everyone who has provided investigators with useful information regarding the case of Potion of HTML5. Authorities will do everything in their power to prosecute criminals and restore justice. Neopians are asked to stay safe and be aware of fake news.

     *ADVERTISEMENT*

     You deserve the best quality of life!

     Stress-free conversion / Completely safe / Scientifically approved

     Potion of HTML5

     Only once a day and your life will change for the better!

     For purchases Neomail Chet Flash

     

 
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