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An All Time Guide to the Best Spooky Food


by tamimarieb

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Spooky season is upon us, and what better way to celebrate than filling our gut with the most outrageous candies and treats we can think of? Throughout Neotopia, a plethora of spooky foods will fill you not only with the Halloween spirit but also with loads of sugar.

     To make life easier, here is a list of some of the best spooky foods you can get your hands on for yourself or maybe trick-or-treating. Some of these foods might actually scare you; they're pretty creepy-looking, so pay attention when shopping.

     Almost Gummy Rat

     What better way to start than a fan favourite, the Almost Gummy Rat. This delectable, chewy creature comes in lime, grape, and strawberry flavours, so everyone can easily take a four-legged treat.

     Apple-Free Apple Cobbler

     Spooky season calls for cobblers, and nothing beats an apple-free apple cobbler. What's the filling you ask? That's the spooky surprise.

     Baked Intesteen

     Is it real intestines or is it fake? Only you can find out by taking a heaping bite and chowing down. This ghastly-looking snack might turn your friends a little green, but you can pick one up at Spooky Food.

     Bloody Ghost Toast

     It's probably not real blood.

     Brain Candy Mix

     Leave this out in a bowl and surprise everyone with the fun little treats they pull from this tasty mix.

     Candy Corn Stuffed Pumpkin

     You can't have a spooky season without candy corn and pumpkins, so why not stuff them together? This adorable pumpkin is filled with everyone's least favourite candy; it's the thought that counts, right? If you need an even more spooky look for the Cannibalistic Pumpkin or the Carnivorous Carved Pumpkin, they will turn heads.

     Crunchy Snotball

     Yes, what everyone wants when they attend a Halloween party is a lovely crunchy snotball. Treat everyone to this delight at your next gathering and see how fast they can run out of the place.

     Chocolate Cone Witch Hat

     Some may eat, and some may wear it; we're not here to judge.

     Cobweb Cake

     You won't have to look too far to decorate your next cake for a party; slap some cobwebs on it and call it good with a perfectly decorated cake.

     Coffin Cake

     It's probably best not to find out what lives inside the coffin; take your piece and be on your way.

     Crabby Apple

     Try bobbing for apples with these little guys; they probably don't bite...much.

     Deadly Apple Pie

     Apple pie warms your heart during the spooky season, this one might not, though.

     Disgruntled Candy Corn

     This candy might be enacting some revenge with its evil looks. Disgruntled candy corn is necessary for any spooky season, even if it looks menacing.

     Droolik Surprise

     We're not even sure what's in these, that's the surprise!

     Ectoplasm Nachos

     Delicious snacks with a side of ghost goop, what more do you need?

     Eyeball Slushie

     Spooky season can't happen without a tasty drink and look no further than an eyeball slushie. You never have to worry about someone keeping an eye on this drink.

     Ghost Wrap

     Is the ghost protecting the food, or is it supposed to look like that? Regardless, a ghost wrap is a perfect addition to spooky season; I mean, it is a ghost, after all.

     Haunted Apple

     I promise there is nothing wrong with these haunted apples, they're just happy to be around, don't let their screams scare you.

     Halloween JubJub Candies

     They're just so cute! Your friends might need a break from all the tricks with these little guys, who look just like Halloween JubJubs.

     Horror D’oeuvres

     They're like an appetizer, right?

     Jelly Spider Eyeball

     Is it a spider, is it an eyeball? Who knows! We know this sweet little treat is perfect for the spooky season and even has a gooey centre.

     Jalapeno Cheese Nightmare

     There may be too much jalapenos on the cheese.

     Magic Ghost Marshmallows

     Why are the marshmallows glowing? They shouldn't be glowing, right?

     Meowclops Candy Apple

     You can't have a spooky season without a Meowclops candy apple. Look how cute it is! It might be too cute even to eat.

     One of Use Tea Cake

     It's staring right into my soul, but it's the perfect zombie cake for the spooky season nonetheless!

     Pink Spooky Floss

     We all love a good candy floss and a little trickery on Halloween. We promise your friends will scream with delight when they bite into this little treat.

     Poison Apples

     They're not really poison right....right?

     Roasted Spyder on a Stick

     Crunchy legs, gooey center, the perfect spooky treat for anyone! Just ignore the face it gives you during your first bite.

     Spider Licorice

     Just leave these little guys out everywhere and see who decides to try them or not; they're so realistic-looking that you might have some leftovers.

     Spooky Donuts

     Don't let the fangs scare you away from these fantastic donuts. If you're not a fan, try the Spooky Doughnut; it doesn't have teeth.

     Spooky Shake

     We have to mention the spooky shake during the spooky season! This delicious dessert is filled with pumpkin, cream, and whatever makes it black to create a delightful seasonal shake!

     Squishy Brain Wrap

     This will definitely be a winner at any party. You'll have your friends fooled with this spooky treat.

     Toffee Classic

     It's a forever treat, an all-time classic, and it never goes bad. Who knows how long this one has been sitting in the back of the cupboard?

     Tomb Chips

     The spider webs and RIP logo make this snack perfect for the spooky season. Maybe clear the cob webs off before taking a bite.

     Vanilla Ghost Cake

     This tasty spooky dessert looks ghastly but is delicious to eat.

     Zombie Marshmallows

     Their faces will haunt your dreams, but they're also perfect for making a smore.

     There you have it! The best spooky treats and foods to help go along with this spooky season. Hopefully, you don't trick your friends and family too much with these great little snacks. Now I need to go check on my Aggressive Casserole before it breaks something.

          

          

 
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