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Introducing Petpet Care (by the Neolodge)

"Welcome to the Neolodge! Will you be checking in?"

by tylerhuyser
How To Run A Successful Shop - Become a Millionaire!

"We, as Neopians, are given the opportunity to run our own shops! Sounds fun, right? It is! It's a great way to make Neopoints, connect with buyers, and even learn the basics of economics!"

by midnightsmores
Keep Up with Kalora the Kau

Katching up everything that's happening on Neopia.

by omgsinho
New Year, New You?: Potions for a New Perspective

"Are you looking for something new this year? Maybe a different perspective and some little (or big) changes will help you start the new year in a new way..."

by drziggs
Let’s Start 2025 Strong: Build a Neopets Portfolio!

"A great way to kick off 2025 on the right foot is by building a Neopets portfolio! In this guide, we’ll break down the benefits of creating a portfolio, the elements that go into it, and how often you should update it." Collab with notooryous

by cibola
 
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"Grey and Gold" by cookybananas324
Baelia woke to the sound of quiet sobbing. The noise had wound its way into her dreams—she’d dreamed she was stumbling through an endless dark forest, seeking the source of the sound—and even as she rolled over, sleep-muddled, she wasn’t sure she was fully awake. But the noise continued, and as Baelia sat up, she realised the noise was coming from the bedroll next to hers. Luxinia was crying. No one else seemed to have been awakened by the sound—Juni was snoring softly, Tavi was snoring less-softly, and Nyx was curled up tightly in her bedroll, perfectly still except for the occasional twitch of her ears. Everyone was doubtless exhausted from the day they’d just had—getting sent off by Queen Fyora herself on a mission Baelia still didn’t entirely understand, discovering that Nyx’s own brother was the one putting the Grey Curse over Neopia, seeing Neopia Central succumb to the curse… ...not being able to do anything about any of it. Of course I was as useless as always, Baelia thought. Baelia looked over at Luxinia and hesitated. Baelia didn’t necessarily like to have others see her cry—though that often didn’t stop her tears from coming, like they had earlier—and the thought on intruding on the pain of someone she’d only just met felt about as appealing as jumping...




Other Stories


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Astaweave The Little Jubjub
"There once was a small, innocent JubJub with no parents, family or even a name; just a lot of hope and an instinct for survival..."

by bentoaus

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Smiles for All
"Pandora was ready for the new month! Although she was sad the Wheel of Celebration was over, she had..."

by ningkov1

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Accessible Journalism
"Friday night. While many older Neopets would find themselves celebrating the week’s end with parties and movies, one young Uni galloped across her Roo Island home, awaiting her older sist​​er’s return with great anticipation..."

by hybatsu

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Wish-Granting
"Skyleur travelled north with the camp of wanderers for a day and a half, stopping to rest for the night in a clearing in a part of the woods where she had never been before. Over a dinner of Scary Soup, she..."

by phadalusfish

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Snow Pun Intended
"Oooh I have an idea..."

by funkiemonkee903

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Adoption Fee
Thanks to the Void crisis, many pets are finding new homes!

by anarkau



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