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	Unfortunately, 100 More Stupid, Cheesy, Useless, Rejected Neopian Times Titles These titles should never be used with the fear of getting rejected by the almighty Snowflake. Please don’t try this at home, kids! Also by blubblub317 by sirussblack

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Holidays That Didn't Make It

The Neopets Team (or TNT) always has a unique idea forming in their twisted minds for this interesting site. Most of these ideas have to do with upcoming pet days, but sometimes there’s a Neopian holiday. This very informative article will (hopefully) inform you of the Neopian holidays that didn’t make it to the New Features page...

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