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 |  | The Jolly Jugglin' GuideSo you want to know how to become a Jolly Jugglin’ CHAMPION? Well look 
no further, because this guide will teach you everything there is about this thrilling 
new game. 
 by neomaniac1603
 |  |  | Totally Tubular!Seriously though, who are we racing again!? 
 by neowizard1287
 |  |  | The Pixelated Formula - Mystery PicSome people consider the Mystery 
  Pic just a fun and exciting activity to do on Wednesdays and Fridays. To them, 
  the prize is simply a bonus. And once you get going into it, hopefully you will 
  too! 
 by watermario222
 |  |  | How to Care for Crazy PetsI know what you're thinking. "Caring for crazy pets? Since when do I have a crazy 
pet?" Well, most families have one, even if they don't realize it. 
 by animetriplicate
 |  |  | So You Want to Start a Guild (An Awesome One)The word “guild” to me is just a fancy way of saying “club”. People join your 
  guild if it has what they think is fun or enjoyable... 
 by teardrops_of_summer
 |  |  | The Neolodge LowdownThere are ten Neolodges to choose from each offering a wide range of additional 
  services and amenities and deciding which one is right for you can be a challenge. 
 by theaishalord
 |  |  | Neopian Poetry 101 WorkshopThe Poetry Competition is often said 
to be one of the most difficult contests to win, but hopefully you'll find some 
tips and advice in this guide to help you write something worthy of that beautiful 
golden Poetry trophy. 
 by rhiannonleigh1979
 |  |  | Neopia's Most DepressingOur beloved Neopia is under siege by a diabolical 
group that wants nothing more than to see us suffer, to have us sighing and moping 
in the dark behind closed curtains. They’re everywhere... 
 by twirlsncurls5
 |  |  | The Step-By-Step Guide To Mastering Toybox Escape!Have you ever wondered how one could complete this game with all 
these robotic pets and their different abilities to move around? After all, they 
are the abandoned works of Dr. Sloth and we have to help them escape! 
 by kjjdavid
 |  |  | Why Do Meercas Like to Chase Neggs?Well, we at the Neopian Neggery think that it goes back to ancient times when 
  poor Neopians had to forage for food. One of the most common foods was actually 
  neggs. They were more abundant back then... 
 by anime_freak999
 |  |  | The Terrible Gamers' Guide to Becoming Good at GamesSo for all of you who have grumbled, cursed, screamed, and even cried out 
  in frustration at your computer, here are a few ways to get rid of the frustration: 1. Find out what type of games attract you.
 by sparklechik90210
 |  |  | King Skarl: Grumpy Old King or Polite Gentleman?You be the judge... 
 by typerofdoom
 |  |  | Strategic ShapeshiftingA Brute Force strategy solves the problem in the most direct or obvious way. 
  Thus, you may end up doing more work than while using any other strategy. On 
  the other hand, this strategy is much easier to implement because of its simplicity. 
 by autoc007
 |  |  | Illusen Day: Showing Your AppreciationFor those of you who have perhaps not celebrated Illusen Day before, this article 
  will tell you all that you need to know. Firstly, who is Illusen anyway? 
 by doughnut215
 |  |  | The Clover How-ToAlways wanted to find that special 4 leaf clover, but don’t know how? Well, this 
time of the year is the best time to find that clover, because it multiplies your 
luck times ten! 
 by mygoodguild
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 Games: Fun and Profit
 There is a way to become good at games. Maybe not elite veteran good, but passable. You know, able to rack up a couple thousand here, an avatar there, definitely on the up train. So for all of you who have grumbled, cursed, screamed, and even cried out in frustration at your computer, here are a few ways to get rid of the frustration... 
 
 
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 |  Evergreen On her family's farm in the north 
  of Meridell, the young Usul Sally put food out for the livestock, gently prodded 
  her Karren awake and fed him too, and then pattered and hopped back across the 
  frosty ground...
 Also by dreagoddess 
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 |  Chiopia Lisa got up the next morning and got some Omelette 
  ready for Katie. She went to wake Katie and was very shocked to see that Katie 
  had now a yellowish tinge to her blue fur!
 
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 |  Amethyst Kadoatie: Part Three Amethyst purred and ran out into the garden to 
  get the treat pouch. I followed her lazily… but I wasn't quick enough. As soon 
  as I had got to the flowerbed I was knocked into the air...
 
 by  candykitty
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