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	Petpets of Geraptiku Remember, if you intend to adopt a Crocalu, please keep it with you as long as you can, and please don’t release it into the sewers, no matter how good your intentions are. by duster119
	The Public, Your Pets, and You If only there was a behavior training school in Neopia! But there’s not, and so I’m here to offer you some good tips on keeping your pets in line instead. by thesecondringbearer
	The 3 Ps to Avatar Collecting There are three things every avatar collector needs in order to allow their collections to grow. And no, I'm not referring to neopoints or connections with influential people... by cdnshedevil666
	A Word on Description I'm sure that there are a number of writers out there who are trying to figure out how to approach writing a story. Truth be told, there are many good approaches, and any one of them could lead to a good story... by zephandolf
	Wing Socks: Menace or Marvel? Winged pets from all over Neopia ran to buy these when they first came out at the Clothing Store. They were sold out for at least a month! by mimi_is_online
	Seiged's Guide to Being a Pirate Every pirate needs a good sword. Without one you are just a Neopet dressed in a funny outfit. by zeonion
	Don't Get Pied - A Carnival of Terror Guide This is by far one of the most enjoyable games featured on the site. Where else do you get to blow up Dr. Frank Sloth's evil little experiments and get a good laugh out of it in the process? by nbajd2525
	Fancy Living: What High Class Color is Your Pet? Of course, you’re probably very familiar with the paint brush colors, but which high ranking style is for you? This quick quiz will help you answer that very question... by katiecoo802
	Hostess of the Best Kau Party With Kau Day just around the corner, I decided to give you some great ides (and tips) to throw the hottest, coolest Kau party that nobody will forget! by ellen1117
	Yooyuball - The Yooyu View As you may know, Yooyu train their entire lives to get the chance to participate in this sport. But what do they do during all of that training? Well, here you can find out, because I have an exclusive interview with one of the Yooyu participants! by katcrzy559
	Team Brightvale: a Bunch of Cheaters? Brightvale's supporters tend to point out that no one has actually seen them cheat before, but the team's description doesn’t seem to leave any room for error... by elevendays

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