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	5 Ways To Protect Your Neohome Whether your home is made from jelly or gold, it should be well protected; I mean, after all, you wouldn't want the Pant Devil breaking and entering... by smeesh28
	Eye of the Storm - Eye Think You Should Play! How are you supposed to find a lost ship looking randomly through 240 tiles, you ask? Simple... by cyanamide
	Fun Doesn't Have to Be In the Sun! NeoGuides Holidays - the only way to navigate! by demonlightreal
	To Paint Or Not to Paint? Why do most players paint their pets? How do they decide which paint brushes to buy? And how do they decide which pets will be painted? In a little experiment of my own, I asked players on the Help Boards... by x__sayitaintso__x
	A Walk Through Guild HQ The hall is glistening with gold trophies of past guilds and even framed pictures of some Pet of the Month. People bustle around asking questions and finding out where they are supposed to be. You hope to be a part of this guild community; you just don't know where to begin! by sra723
	The History and Guide to the Beauty Contest The Beauty Contest is a contest whereby people showcase their beloved pets to get people to vote for them, and whoever gets the most votes in that species wins... by wongvolution
	Run for Your Lives! (A Guide on Self-Preservation) Have you ever been in a situation where you're talking to a person who is vaguely sinister and slightly threatening and you can't decide when to make your timely exit before they do something vaguely sinister and very threatening to you? by rangapawtaggerung
	The Battledome Blues: Species Uncovered I've written this guide to hopefully give you more insight on a species' advantage, especially in the 'dome. When used smartly, it can even mean the difference between a win or a lose, while at the same time giving you new strategy options. by phanthasm
	Life of a Lutari: Common Questions Finally Answered Most of you think we just popped up on a random day, taking the Neopian world by storm and surprise. But this simply isn't the case! We Lutaris have been around just as long as any other pet... by hannahb23
	A Hot Diggity Dog Countdown Mmmmm. Everyone LOVES hot dogs. And what better place to get them but Hubert's Hot Dogs? by soglam
	Werelupe Encyclopedia Now, the most important thing you need to know about Werelupes is that thing about full moons. There's a rumor going around that Werelupes are only Werelupes on a full moon. That's a myth! by dark_goddess_rising

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"The Pant Devil's Desire" by schefflera
The Grundo Leader sighed, crossed his legs on the pink cloud that matched his unfortunate skin condition, and rapped the Pant Devil over the head with a Draik Transmogrification Potion he'd swiped from a (formerly) fervent Sloth supporter. It was the best of his haul for the day so far...

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Your Dearest, Nibbles
Something caught Nibbles' eyes. She looked around her, and saw what it was. To this day, no one but Nibbles knew what made her run away, not even Tamara, but she ran...

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Cracker Wars
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Xaraak: Part Three
She trailed off as she noticed the two boys coming towards them, bent slightly sideways as they were buffeted by the gale. "...and here comes the picnic brigade! Ye two look sorrier than a pair of baby Kacheeks wots lost their mommy. Git over 'ere!"

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Dark Fate: Part One
"You see, the thing is... I'm planning to leave the village for a bit. There's a lot out there that I still want to see, and to be honest... I feel trapped..."

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Random Something
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Day after day, the worm gets thrown in to the pool... doesn't anyone ask the worm first?

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